America... FUCK NO!
I have never had a flu shot and I have also never had flu. The only person I have ever witnessed getting a flu shot irl, ended up with flu one week later. Outside of North America you need to be in your 60's to even qualify for one yet over the pond people are obsessed with them!
Reading these comments it seems very clear to me that every single person who received a flu-shot ended up sick, all the people who have never had a flu shot have also never had flu.
Does it really take a genius to spot the pattern?
But where did this American sheep like obsession with following people to Walgreens to get vaccinated come from? Fox News? The Baby Jesus? The NRA? Or the bottom of another widely respected bucket of shit?
Yesterday there was another shooting, this time in Texas, and without any irony (or IQ) someone tweeted that the incident could have been avoided if there were more guns.... IN TEXAS? Maybe Texans just didn't have their guards up what with stressing over whether Beyonce lip-synced or cutting themselves for Beiber.
Of course nothing demonstrates American hypocrisy quite like the petition to deport Piers Morgan. I mean the obvious solution if you believe someone is threatening the 2nd Amendment of the constitution is to completely ignore the 1st Amendment which entitles people to freedom of speech. I'm obviously being sarcastic, but why does it take a European to know this?
Nowhere in the world is perfect and I try not to draw comparisons, plus anyone who knows me knows I love loads of things about the United States including very many people. But FFS USA, if you are going to be so dumb, try doing it a little quieter and give the rest of the world less reasons to point and laugh in exasperation.