Oct 09, 2005 11:36
I had a dream that Mrs. Huber from Desperate Housewives worked at a high school that I for some reason attended. She had this awful habit of finding out which kids were at all gay and then blackmailing them. They would have to do menial office tasks for her in exchange for her not telling everyone that they were gay. I decided that this was bullshit and decided to go around telling everyone to come out of the closet and I started by yelling really loudly through the halls, "I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO FEMALES"
it was like desperate housewives meets my so-called life, really.