Anime FML
"Today my brother and I tried to bring our lost mother back from the dead. I lost my arm and leg instead. FML."
"Today I found out that one of my coworkers is a teenaged clone of my dead mother. My dad keeps extras in the basement. FML."
"Today one of my best friends attacked me with a butcher knife. Then time reversed and another one pushed me off a bridge. FML."
"Today I was putting together a puzzle, but I wound up getting possessed by a dark Egyptian spirit instead. FML."
"Today, I was hit by a car and died. I then watched my teachers insult me at my own funeral. FM Afterlife."
"Today my entire clan was killed. By my brother. And the girls won't leave me alone to brood. FML."
"Today I found out there are a hundred more to catch. FML."
Guess. Or don't. Just something I thought was amusing to write up.
"Today I found out that one of my coworkers is a teenaged clone of my dead mother. My dad keeps extras in the basement. FML."
"Today one of my best friends attacked me with a butcher knife. Then time reversed and another one pushed me off a bridge. FML."
"Today I was putting together a puzzle, but I wound up getting possessed by a dark Egyptian spirit instead. FML."
"Today, I was hit by a car and died. I then watched my teachers insult me at my own funeral. FM Afterlife."
"Today my entire clan was killed. By my brother. And the girls won't leave me alone to brood. FML."
"Today I found out there are a hundred more to catch. FML."
Guess. Or don't. Just something I thought was amusing to write up.