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Apr 07, 2008 01:56

Man, I've been really tired recently, and I don't know why. I went to sleep today at about 5 p.m., and got back up at 8, and yesterday I went to sleep about 8 p.m. and got up at 2 a.m.. I don't know whats wrong. I've been getting plenty of sleep, but...don't know.

So, I'm trying to get in contact with Jester communications. I figure I have nothing to lose at this point, and they seemed to like my stuff, but they didn't have any openings. Sadly, the business card they gave me didn't have their e-mail address on it, just their website. So then I went to their website and they had a massive e-mail thing for like clients and stuff. I know, WTF. So, the only way I can get in contact with them is well, through Facebook because I'm friends with the girl I talked with.

However, I don't want to think that I befriended her to just get a job. I think that would be rude. So, I sent e-mail #2 to them...hopefully they'll at least be kind enough to e-mail me back.

I think there's only 5 single people in Savannah: me, Chris, James, Elise, and Chris (I know a lot of Chris's). I honestly don't think anyone else is. And out of those 5 only 2 are female, and only 1 is looking for anything. Everyone has their, "long distance relationship," crap going on. I honestly don't know any other single women. People I recently thought were single turned out to not be. You start talking to them and then you find out they have a boyfriend who lives in like fuckin' ANTARTICA at the south pole or something, and they only get to see each other once ever like 4 years, but they're, "so in love," so its worth it.

I added the, "are you interested," thing on face book, and did it for Savannah. There were 3 profiles. Yes, thats right, THREE. It just kept looping after the 3rd one. One was dating someone (I don't know what the fuck is wrong with her to add that application), another was just fucking crazy (trust me. If you read her description for herself, and saw her picture, you'd understand. You don't want to mess with that. Its dangerous.), and I wasn't interested in the 3rd.

I mean, honestly, do any of you know ANY single women in this town? Really. Its not I'm looking to date them, I just want to know they ACTUALLY exist. Its like looking for bigfoot or the lochness monster. They're supposed to exist, I mean, I've heard lots of rumors that they do, but all you ever see of them are pictures. It would comfort me to know that other single people actually exist.

I mean, you meet someone, talk to them, they turn out to be like 21 or 22, and you think they're nice. But then you notice a RING on their left hand. Even though they never mention a guy, you notice there's a big fucking diamond on that ring worth more than your computer.

Who gets engaged at 21 or 22?

What do people do, just date someone, and then when they're about to break up, find someone really quick who is also at the end of a relationship, and just switch? Its like finding a job. You need a job to get a job, but if you don't have a job, you can't get a job, so how do you find a job?

Maybe I should throw a ring on the left hand to trick some people. Maybe spray some female perfume on in the morning so then they'll think, "Oh, he must have someone. I hope he doesn't like her so then I can get him!"

So if anyone has seen Bigfoot, The Loch Ness Monster, or a single woman that lives in Savannah, let me know, because as far as I know, they don't exist.
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