andrew
so yeah guys i dont really write in my livejournal anymore but this morning at precisely 9:00 am (eastern time) i woke up and was like OMG andrew is the coolest kid i've ever talked to. hes just so nice and adddddorable and he really should be a psychiatrist cause he helps me with all my problems. he just tells me to have sex, and it always does the trick! well anyway. i heard he was going to be in the bahamas at the end of july so i was like "omg davis we need to go see him"...lets like drive a boat there or something. but davis was like "kyle you are so silly we dont have a boat." so we booked a cruise that just so happened to be going there and told him that it was my dads business meeting just so he wouldnt think it was suspicious.yeah but i knew just going on a cruise and seeing him for a day wouldnt be enough. that one day of fun in the bahamas would be like the appetizer to my entree later on. so i was like "andrew im coming to nj to see you. i dont know where i will sleep but i'll pitch a tent on your front lawn or something." and he said "ok kyle" omg did you just hear those beautiful words? it makes me want to melt, and dont lie, cause i kno you are all melting too.but ok be jealous now! andrew said he will make me and michael build-a-bears that have a recording of him saying "yeah" whenever we squeeze its paw. hes so thoughtful! maybe its because michael threatened to bomb his house if he didnt, but i still think that its from the goodness of his heart.ok i think i should wrap this up because i'm talking to andrew online right now and i don't want to miss out on anymore quality time. so i leave you all this shrine to andrew. feel free to kiss your monitors and pretend its him. i do it all the time. then i hump it in my underwear when no ones around. i got caught by my mom while doing that the other night. yeahhh awkward. i told her that the radiation from the monitor is good for your digestion. i think she bought it. ok well its getting late, and i think im feeling a little bit of indigestion coming on " lol written by : andrew!!!