First lines translation meme
snagged from drabblewriter
Take the first lines of your last ten stories and run each of them through Translation Party until they reach equilibrium, or until the program gives up on you. Post the results.
From Parklife
Equilibrium: Ianto, this day, Jakkukadifu bench, sitting in the park was shining.
Original: The sun was shining down on Cardiff as Ianto and Jack sat on a park bench
From She's So High
Equilibrium: Silence is a girl, her hands and dancing, under the table is Tekirajakku
Original: Jack watched in silence as the girl danced with a bottle of tequila in her hand
From Pizza and Cock Sizes
Equilibrium: Big strong ties my hands, I feel I know the understanding of the fracture of the foot in front of my lips
Original: A big strong hand wraps around my tie, jerking me forward to feel those familiar lips I know so well
From Public Toilets
Equilibrium: Ianto's hand tightly, and why the decision of men, held a flashlight weevils to hide the problem of public toilets in office buildings.
Original: Ianto held the flashlight tightly in his hand, wondering why the weevil had decided to hide in the male public toilets of an office building.
From In the Closet
Equilibrium: He is open to find Jack staring at your cock.
Original: Jack opened his eyes to find an erect cock staring at him.
From Strangers
Equilibrium: Please check my feet Guuenhabu Tosh's workstation.
Original: Gwen walked around the hub, stopping to check out Tosh’s workstation.
From Silence
Equilibrium:Tosh and Owen's death two days later, Ianto Jack was a local pub.
Original: Two days after Tosh and Owen’s death, Ianto took Jack to the local pub.
From Ready to Move on
Equilibrium: Ianto Jones suspension, he has the same relationship between the cost and time for Lisa
Original: While Ianto Jones was on suspension, he took the time to go over his relationship with Lisa
From Death, it always starts with Death
Equilibrium: Death, it always begins with death.
Original: Death, it always starts with death.
From Waking up in Vegas
Equilibrium: Kyaputenjakkuhakunesu occurred immediately snap dazzling bright light.
Original: A blinding bright light caused Captain Jack Harkness to snap up instantly.
Take the first lines of your last ten stories and run each of them through Translation Party until they reach equilibrium, or until the program gives up on you. Post the results.
From Parklife
Equilibrium: Ianto, this day, Jakkukadifu bench, sitting in the park was shining.
Original: The sun was shining down on Cardiff as Ianto and Jack sat on a park bench
From She's So High
Equilibrium: Silence is a girl, her hands and dancing, under the table is Tekirajakku
Original: Jack watched in silence as the girl danced with a bottle of tequila in her hand
From Pizza and Cock Sizes
Equilibrium: Big strong ties my hands, I feel I know the understanding of the fracture of the foot in front of my lips
Original: A big strong hand wraps around my tie, jerking me forward to feel those familiar lips I know so well
From Public Toilets
Equilibrium: Ianto's hand tightly, and why the decision of men, held a flashlight weevils to hide the problem of public toilets in office buildings.
Original: Ianto held the flashlight tightly in his hand, wondering why the weevil had decided to hide in the male public toilets of an office building.
From In the Closet
Equilibrium: He is open to find Jack staring at your cock.
Original: Jack opened his eyes to find an erect cock staring at him.
From Strangers
Equilibrium: Please check my feet Guuenhabu Tosh's workstation.
Original: Gwen walked around the hub, stopping to check out Tosh’s workstation.
From Silence
Equilibrium:Tosh and Owen's death two days later, Ianto Jack was a local pub.
Original: Two days after Tosh and Owen’s death, Ianto took Jack to the local pub.
From Ready to Move on
Equilibrium: Ianto Jones suspension, he has the same relationship between the cost and time for Lisa
Original: While Ianto Jones was on suspension, he took the time to go over his relationship with Lisa
From Death, it always starts with Death
Equilibrium: Death, it always begins with death.
Original: Death, it always starts with death.
From Waking up in Vegas
Equilibrium: Kyaputenjakkuhakunesu occurred immediately snap dazzling bright light.
Original: A blinding bright light caused Captain Jack Harkness to snap up instantly.