Meme: Movie Quotes
1. Here's one thing I learned from the movies! Singing in the Rain- correctly guessed by blue_fjords
2. The message Hollywood needs to send out is 'Smoking Is Cool!' Thank You For Smoking - correctly guessed by darkarchive
3. All right, so I was wrong about the Archbishop's bottom. Johnny English- correctly guessed by breadforsong
4. Okey-dokey... you like it?
Lik-, like it? I want you to know, my dear, that even though we are sitting down, we are giving you a *standing ovation*. The Producers- correctly guessed by darkarchive
5. All right, I hope you heard that? She called me a "noble steed." She thinks I'm a steed. Shrek - correctly guessed by blue_fjords
6. Now there goes a father. Looking for his little boy.
I never knew my father!
Come on, group hug.
We're all mates here, mate. Finding Nemo - Correctly guessed by blue_fjords
7. What's the situation?
Two blokes and a fuck-load of cutlery! Hot Fuzz- correctly guessed bydarkarchive
8. The smaller the attendance the bigger the history. There were 12 people at the last supper. Half a dozen at Kitty Hawk. Archimedes was on his own in the bath.
9. We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
10. Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Monty Python and the Holy Grail- correctly guessed by blue_fjords
11. Englishmen, you're all so fucking pompous. None of you have got any balls.
12. I think it was "Blessed are the cheesemakers".
Aha, what's so special about the cheesemakers?
Well, obviously it's not meant to be taken literally; it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products. The Life of Brian - Correctly guessed by blue_fjords
13. Y'know, this was supposed to be my weekend off, but noooo. You got me out here draggin' your heavy ass through the burnin' desert with your dreadlocks stickin' out the back of my parachute. You gotta come down here with an attitude, actin' all big and bad... and what the hell is that smell? I could've been at a barbecue! But I ain't mad. Independence Day- correctly guessed byblue_fjords
14. I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.
15. Next time, stay close, you're no good to me dead.