Worst Movie EVER 2007: First Round Results
It's Friday now, which means the First Round has come to a close. There were some close matchups, but the polls are now closed so anyone else that votes, well your voice just wasn't heard now. I'm posting this now so there's less of an opportunity for someone to complain about the results being fixed. What follows may be the most boringly cheesy thing ever posted at T5R, but this tournament is all about bringing the pain!
First Round Results
Silent Hill defeated Very Bad Things, 16 - 11
The Avengers slipped by BloodRayne, 14 - 13
Shanghai Surprise unsurprisingly defeated The Princess Bride, 24 - 9
You Got Served served Excalibur, 23 - 6
Gigli thrashed In The Bedroom, 28 - 2
Bulletproof Monk narrowly slipped past Clifford, 14 - 13
Envy defeated Ultraviolet, 16 - 10
Garfield sat on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 30 - 3
Fantastic Four out-scienced The Da Vinci Code, 19 - 11
House of the Dead killed 2001: A Space Odyssey, 21 - 6
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan took King Kong, 19 - 9
Austin Powers in Goldmember defeated Napoleon Dynamite, 21 - 11
Suspiria defeated The Princess Diaries, 16 - 7
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle out-foxed Howard the Duck, 13 - 12
Feardotcom scared the beejesus out of Dirty Dancing, 22 - 6
Baby Geniuses were smarter than Donnie Darko, 27 - 4
The Hot Chick slashed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 25 - 7
The Haunted Mansion broke Manos: The Hands of Fate, 17 - 8
Anger Management barely blew up Armageddon, 17 - 16
The Next Karate Kid kicked ass over Black and White, 15 - 11
The Matrix Reloaded put the bunny down and so defeated Con Air, 17 - 16
Down to You struck Kingpin, 21 - 7
Going Overboard went overboard on Apollo 13, 27 - 2
The Cell beat up Fight Club, 28 - 3
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn scorched Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, 19 - 6
Glitter out-diva'd Punch Drunk Love, 22 - 7
Speed 2: Cruise Control easily cruised past Citizen Kane, 30 - 2
Little Nicky beat Valley of the Dolls, 18 - 9
Surf Ninjas swept past Star Wars - Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, 19 - 10
Lawnmowerman 2: Beyond Cyberspace was far beyond The Rules of Attraction, 26 - 3
Street Fighter ha-dou-ken'd Artificial Intelligence A.I., 15 - 13
On the Line out-wingman'd Wing Commander, 14 - 13
Fair Game out-bounced Broken Flowers, 20 - 6
Nacho Libre out-wrestled The Notebook, 19 - 8
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 out-sucked X-Men: The Last Stand, 28 - 3
Eragon burnt Magnolia, 15 - 10
The Tuxedo out-dressed 50 First Dates, 22 - 5
Malibu's Most Wanted was more wanted than Cabin Boy, 17 - 8
Boxing Helena out-whored Pretty Woman, 22 - 4
Scary Movie 3 blew more than The Brown Bunny, 15 - 11
Must Love Dogs offended more than Dude, Where's My Car?, 13 - 10
Thunderbirds flew over White Noise, 11 - 9
Scary Movie crept stealthily over Cocktail, 11 - 10
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot finished Halloween III: Season of the Witch, 14 - 6
Tarzan and the Lost City easily solved The Hunt for Red October, 16 - 3
Judge Dredd whaled Free Willy, 14 - 8
Jaws 3-D ate Pootie Tang, 11 - 10
Looney Tunes: Back in Action sucked worse than Foxfire, 12 - 6
Multiple Nominated Movies that will debut in the Second Round
Batman and Robin (1997), The Hills Have Eyes (2006), Van Helsing (2004), The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Forrest Gump (1994), Pearl Harbour (2001), From Justin to Kelly (2003), I Spy (2002)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987), Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000), Waking Life (2001), Date Movie (2006)
With any luck, I'll have all of the matchups for the next round set up by the end of the night.
First Round Results
Silent Hill defeated Very Bad Things, 16 - 11
The Avengers slipped by BloodRayne, 14 - 13
Shanghai Surprise unsurprisingly defeated The Princess Bride, 24 - 9
You Got Served served Excalibur, 23 - 6
Gigli thrashed In The Bedroom, 28 - 2
Bulletproof Monk narrowly slipped past Clifford, 14 - 13
Envy defeated Ultraviolet, 16 - 10
Garfield sat on Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 30 - 3
Fantastic Four out-scienced The Da Vinci Code, 19 - 11
House of the Dead killed 2001: A Space Odyssey, 21 - 6
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan took King Kong, 19 - 9
Austin Powers in Goldmember defeated Napoleon Dynamite, 21 - 11
Suspiria defeated The Princess Diaries, 16 - 7
The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle out-foxed Howard the Duck, 13 - 12
Feardotcom scared the beejesus out of Dirty Dancing, 22 - 6
Baby Geniuses were smarter than Donnie Darko, 27 - 4
The Hot Chick slashed The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, 25 - 7
The Haunted Mansion broke Manos: The Hands of Fate, 17 - 8
Anger Management barely blew up Armageddon, 17 - 16
The Next Karate Kid kicked ass over Black and White, 15 - 11
The Matrix Reloaded put the bunny down and so defeated Con Air, 17 - 16
Down to You struck Kingpin, 21 - 7
Going Overboard went overboard on Apollo 13, 27 - 2
The Cell beat up Fight Club, 28 - 3
An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn scorched Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy, 19 - 6
Glitter out-diva'd Punch Drunk Love, 22 - 7
Speed 2: Cruise Control easily cruised past Citizen Kane, 30 - 2
Little Nicky beat Valley of the Dolls, 18 - 9
Surf Ninjas swept past Star Wars - Episode 1: The Phantom Menace, 19 - 10
Lawnmowerman 2: Beyond Cyberspace was far beyond The Rules of Attraction, 26 - 3
Street Fighter ha-dou-ken'd Artificial Intelligence A.I., 15 - 13
On the Line out-wingman'd Wing Commander, 14 - 13
Fair Game out-bounced Broken Flowers, 20 - 6
Nacho Libre out-wrestled The Notebook, 19 - 8
Battlefield Earth: A Saga of the Year 3000 out-sucked X-Men: The Last Stand, 28 - 3
Eragon burnt Magnolia, 15 - 10
The Tuxedo out-dressed 50 First Dates, 22 - 5
Malibu's Most Wanted was more wanted than Cabin Boy, 17 - 8
Boxing Helena out-whored Pretty Woman, 22 - 4
Scary Movie 3 blew more than The Brown Bunny, 15 - 11
Must Love Dogs offended more than Dude, Where's My Car?, 13 - 10
Thunderbirds flew over White Noise, 11 - 9
Scary Movie crept stealthily over Cocktail, 11 - 10
Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot finished Halloween III: Season of the Witch, 14 - 6
Tarzan and the Lost City easily solved The Hunt for Red October, 16 - 3
Judge Dredd whaled Free Willy, 14 - 8
Jaws 3-D ate Pootie Tang, 11 - 10
Looney Tunes: Back in Action sucked worse than Foxfire, 12 - 6
Multiple Nominated Movies that will debut in the Second Round
Batman and Robin (1997), The Hills Have Eyes (2006), Van Helsing (2004), The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Forrest Gump (1994), Pearl Harbour (2001), From Justin to Kelly (2003), I Spy (2002)
Jaws: The Revenge (1987), Book of Shadows: Blair Witch 2 (2000), Waking Life (2001), Date Movie (2006)
With any luck, I'll have all of the matchups for the next round set up by the end of the night.