Top Five Reasons Abraham Lincoln is my friend
Top Five Reasons Abraham Lincoln is my friend:
5. He was the best president this country has ever seen.
4. He tried to spank my wife with wooden spoons.
3. He eats sandwiches just like the rest of us.
2. After all these years, that hat is still stylin'.
1. He drives a black Prius.
These are things you learn when you film a documentary on Civil War Reenacting. Plus: leg amputations!!!
My parents have the coolest hobby ever conceived.