When your director refuses to let thoughts exceed four seconds or show anything above an actor's forehead during closeups, you know the film isn't going to be anywhere close to intellectual.
Michael Bay has a career for one reason, to sell tickets. I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one to direct A Room With A View Of Hell..Whereas if the film did any little bit of business in America, if the film did some decent bit of business, then Hollywood would take it, and they'd remake it, and they'd up the budget by 50 million and it'd be called, "The Room With A View of Hell!" "Staircase of Satan!" "Pond of Death." And have people open the door, going,
"You're fucking in here all the time! All the time you're in here with the fucking matches! In here with the fucking matches! You're fucking doing and fucking ( clucking )"
"You don't talk to me that way! You don't talk to me that way! You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?"
"I am your wife!"
"That doesn't matter! That doesn't matter! I say again, you fuck my wife?"
"All right, yes, I fucked your wife. I am your wife, and I fucked her."
"(Nonsensical) fucking matches - I can't get 'em... I'm going to drive around town and put babies on spikes."
(sounds of babies sliding on the spikes)
"Oh, no! Space monkeys are attacking!" A whole new part of the film that wasn't in the original! (mimics battle sounds)
"Damn, its jammed!" (dialing on mobile) "Janine, I love you really, even though you fucked my wife..." (big explosion) -Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill
Michael Bay has a career for one reason, to sell tickets. I wouldn't be surprised if he was the one to direct A Room With A View Of Hell..Whereas if the film did any little bit of business in America, if the film did some decent bit of business, then Hollywood would take it, and they'd remake it, and they'd up the budget by 50 million and it'd be called, "The Room With A View of Hell!" "Staircase of Satan!" "Pond of Death." And have people open the door, going,
"You're fucking in here all the time! All the time you're in here with the fucking matches! In here with the fucking matches! You're fucking doing and fucking ( clucking )"
"You don't talk to me that way! You don't talk to me that way! You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?"
"I am your wife!"
"That doesn't matter! That doesn't matter! I say again, you fuck my wife?"
"All right, yes, I fucked your wife. I am your wife, and I fucked her."
"(Nonsensical) fucking matches - I can't get 'em... I'm going to drive around town and put babies on spikes."
(sounds of babies sliding on the spikes)
"Oh, no! Space monkeys are attacking!" A whole new part of the film that wasn't in the original! (mimics battle sounds)
"Damn, its jammed!" (dialing on mobile) "Janine, I love you really, even though you fucked my wife..." (big explosion)
-Eddie Izzard, Dress to Kill
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