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over the course of my exciting weekend i have:
become involved in my first ever eBay dispute;
caught a mad train;
seen tori amos and her gospel choir;
met a german millionaire;
compared the merits of spandau ballet to those of duran duran with an exotic dancer named 'gold';
called a stripper a slut;
been kicked out of a strip club;
smoked a 4ft moroccan water bong in a restaurant;
held a musket;
ridden on a london night bus;
witnessed a happy slap;
and watched some blind melon.
some mad shit goes off when you leave the house. i may elaborate on some of these points depending on how slack i am at work this week. normally i have fuck all to write about, but - if you'll allow me to be crass - i am currently shitting stories worth publishing on the internet.
become involved in my first ever eBay dispute;
caught a mad train;
seen tori amos and her gospel choir;
met a german millionaire;
compared the merits of spandau ballet to those of duran duran with an exotic dancer named 'gold';
called a stripper a slut;
been kicked out of a strip club;
smoked a 4ft moroccan water bong in a restaurant;
held a musket;
ridden on a london night bus;
witnessed a happy slap;
and watched some blind melon.
some mad shit goes off when you leave the house. i may elaborate on some of these points depending on how slack i am at work this week. normally i have fuck all to write about, but - if you'll allow me to be crass - i am currently shitting stories worth publishing on the internet.