Crazy Neighbors
So, you all have probably heard the story of my crazy stalker neighbor. While, he is now a freshman, and I occassionally see him in the hallways. No eye contact and no talk, but I do know he's there... lurking... Well, anyways, I was going to English class when I saw him, directly infront of me and unavoidable, hugging some freshman girl. Upon seeing me, he rudely shoves her aside and starts following me to class. Here's the conversation:
"Hey! I see you in the halls all the time." goes the creepy neighbor... whatever his name is... lol
"Really. Well, I do go to school here, so I'm not surprised." I reply
"Well, it's really cool to talk to you. And that back there, she means nothing to me." he informs me. He attempts to touch my shoulder... and I burst out laughing and walk into my English class.
Now, that story is funny enough as it is, if you know the kid I'm talking about. But what makes it even funnier is that he came over after school to 'talk about it'. The kid thinks I'm his girlfriend. I think he's a bozo who likes to look threw my windows. But anyway, enjoy my little story!
"Hey! I see you in the halls all the time." goes the creepy neighbor... whatever his name is... lol
"Really. Well, I do go to school here, so I'm not surprised." I reply
"Well, it's really cool to talk to you. And that back there, she means nothing to me." he informs me. He attempts to touch my shoulder... and I burst out laughing and walk into my English class.
Now, that story is funny enough as it is, if you know the kid I'm talking about. But what makes it even funnier is that he came over after school to 'talk about it'. The kid thinks I'm his girlfriend. I think he's a bozo who likes to look threw my windows. But anyway, enjoy my little story!