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Character: Hitsugaya Toushirou
Series: Bleach
Character Age: Unknown (appears 12/13)
Canon: Welcome to Bleach, the fun-filled adventures of the dead-and-kicking with a backdrop of frequent phallic imagery, amounts of blood that could keep the Red Cross in business for years, and sweet, sweet crack. But there is method to the madness: shinigami, who manage the souls of the deceased, organized themselves into a system of thirteen divisions in the afterlife, or Soul Society. Whether they pick the division captains for talent or sheer weirdness is up for debate, but that's another story.
As captain of the tenth division, Hitsugaya is serious about his job. Very serious. However, much to his chagrin, it is rare that anyone actually takes him seriously. Looking like shoutabait and barely reaching 4'4" does that, no matter how many times he tells people to quit with the nicknames and candy pushing.
Not surprisingly, Hitsugaya's interactions with others are all thorn and bristle from his end. His typical attitude centers on a distinct sense of "Why is everyone around me a complete idiot?" and he often speaks with according disdain, if not outright irritation. And it's easy to push his buttons; Matsumoto, his busty vice captain, is especially talented in this area. But if you really set him off (usually by laying a hand on someone he cares about), be prepared to deal with the consequences-he has the strongest ice-type zanpakutou in Soul Society and can summon a winter wonderland of hell.
Sample App:
So this is the so-called "summer camp"? Tch. For your information, we received the first request for assistance-the four hundred and seventy-three follow-ups were unnecessary. As was the abuse of exclamation marks in them. Do you bastards realize how long it took me to sort through all of those? In any case, Commander General Yamamoto sent me to straighten your. . . situation out.
My name is Hitsugaya Toushirou, head of the tenth division of the Gotei-13. I will be handling the investigation of the high levels of Enhanced Mutative Occurrence reported within this establishment. Let's get a few things clear:
Oi. The last thing I need to know is how often my fellow officers-pay attention! Don't you understand that the sheer amount of E.M.O. contained here threatens to overthrow the balance of the world at large? Now hand over the real data, and don't make me explain my policy on personal space to you idiots again. I have better things to do than repeat myself.
. . . that's it. I'm calling for reinforcements. And before I go, let me say that it has not been a pleasure to meet you all.
-Oh, very funny. Whoever thought it was clever to place a height restriction on the exit, consider yourself fired.
[in by 93.4% here, what is this.]
Series: Bleach
Character Age: Unknown (appears 12/13)
Canon: Welcome to Bleach, the fun-filled adventures of the dead-and-kicking with a backdrop of frequent phallic imagery, amounts of blood that could keep the Red Cross in business for years, and sweet, sweet crack. But there is method to the madness: shinigami, who manage the souls of the deceased, organized themselves into a system of thirteen divisions in the afterlife, or Soul Society. Whether they pick the division captains for talent or sheer weirdness is up for debate, but that's another story.
As captain of the tenth division, Hitsugaya is serious about his job. Very serious. However, much to his chagrin, it is rare that anyone actually takes him seriously. Looking like shoutabait and barely reaching 4'4" does that, no matter how many times he tells people to quit with the nicknames and candy pushing.
Not surprisingly, Hitsugaya's interactions with others are all thorn and bristle from his end. His typical attitude centers on a distinct sense of "Why is everyone around me a complete idiot?" and he often speaks with according disdain, if not outright irritation. And it's easy to push his buttons; Matsumoto, his busty vice captain, is especially talented in this area. But if you really set him off (usually by laying a hand on someone he cares about), be prepared to deal with the consequences-he has the strongest ice-type zanpakutou in Soul Society and can summon a winter wonderland of hell.
Sample App:
So this is the so-called "summer camp"? Tch. For your information, we received the first request for assistance-the four hundred and seventy-three follow-ups were unnecessary. As was the abuse of exclamation marks in them. Do you bastards realize how long it took me to sort through all of those? In any case, Commander General Yamamoto sent me to straighten your. . . situation out.
My name is Hitsugaya Toushirou, head of the tenth division of the Gotei-13. I will be handling the investigation of the high levels of Enhanced Mutative Occurrence reported within this establishment. Let's get a few things clear:
- My proper title is Captain Hitsugaya. Any other title is unacceptable. And as of today, that includes "Ice Ice Baby." In other words, stop repeating it right now.
- I do not appreciate assertions that I am unqualified for my position. If there's anyone that questions my ability, speak up now and I can arrange a more private meeting later. I advise that you bring a scarf.
- Contrary to popular belief, I do not double as a shoulder rest. Or any kind of rest, for that matter. If Matsumoto wore her uniform correctly, I'd have not one but two weights off my shoulders. Don't try me on this.
Oi. The last thing I need to know is how often my fellow officers-pay attention! Don't you understand that the sheer amount of E.M.O. contained here threatens to overthrow the balance of the world at large? Now hand over the real data, and don't make me explain my policy on personal space to you idiots again. I have better things to do than repeat myself.
. . . that's it. I'm calling for reinforcements. And before I go, let me say that it has not been a pleasure to meet you all.
-Oh, very funny. Whoever thought it was clever to place a height restriction on the exit, consider yourself fired.
[in by 93.4% here, what is this.]