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[tooshiny]

.... is there any cleaning supplies in the hold? i bled all over the floor again.

i knew this boat would be the death of me. i'm not sure if i can take much more of this.

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[slaughterurwrld]

Is it that time of the month for you?

[tooshiny]

no.

[slaughterurwrld]

Well if things are so unbearable for you, I can always counsel you in the ways of death.

[tooshiny]

i already know plenty of ways of dying.

[slaughterurwrld]

Then why aren't you employing them?

[tooshiny]

because i dont want to die just yet.

[slaughterurwrld]

i knew this boat would be the death of me.

Seems like you're gettin' pretty close.

[tooshiny]

the dazzling creatures are too powerful.

[slaughterurwrld]

Bring them to me. I can cure them of their 'dazzling' issues.

[tooshiny]

i cant. if i get near them i will melt.

[slaughterurwrld]

Sounds like a win-win scenario either way you place it if you ask me.