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Sexy Chicks Stats
Formed:
14th April 2008
Split:
27th July 2010
Best Album:
‘Conns Dogfight Ostiary Lupous Foggages’ 7/10 in the NME
Best Single:
‘Wingman Ethicals Encomia Bashed Loculate Addax’ 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 10th November 2009.)
Records Sold:
170,977 in total (75,163 albums, 95,814 singles).
Reputation:
Obscure
Groupies:
wondergirlsmn is forever plotting to remove kktsubasa from the band and is currently developing a unique instrument comprised of a dildo with strings attached. It works as well as thewinwin’s pelvis.
Sexy Chicks Member Profiles
tooriginal
tooriginal sounds like a delicate cross between a recently castrated chicken and Johnny Rotten.
kktsubasa
All in all kktsubasa cannot play guitar for shit. Sexy Chicks have to employ the talents of a session musician
to play their lines in the studio.
thewinwin
Constantly out of tune and rhythm, thewinwin is definitely a candidate for ‘Best Two Fingered Bassist’ in
the music industry.
angelicbetrayal
angelicbetrayal’s manages to make an epileptic speed freak from Inverness look co-ordinated.
yellowbbang
yellowbbang is to a keyboard what the Pope is to sexual liberty. A bastardin menace.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
17
Lippy Silvics Popishly
Jun 2008
19
Zestier Dismally Detrital Orb Saddlery Muntjac
Aug 2008
17
Poltroon
Sep 2008
75
Envenom Pretor Aliya Galavant Biparted Cytokine
Aug 2009
44
Risky Shtick Bearded Sedge
Oct 2009
21
Wingman Ethicals Encomia Bashed Loculate Addax
Nov 2009
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
26
Conns Dogfight Ostiary Lupous Foggages
Apr 2008
23
Doyennes Bidder Pretreat
Jul 2009
northern ireland’s worst