omelet belly ache
woo-hoo!
jam-packed weekend...lesbian overload.
Good God People. Good God. You thought I loved women before? Yeah, shit...yes, good god, Liquid Ladiezzzzzz was so fucking awesome. Drag Kings are so fucking hot. Okay, listen up...wedding announcement...Abby Waller is going to marry Ken Las Vegas...I don't care if she's 30, or probably has 3 billion chicks all up on her deliciously placed package...yeah, I could win dammit. Right? Maybe not, but a girl can dream.
Yeah...and while Lauren and I were there these gay boys pointed her out on Metro Weekly...so yeah, all day the next day we were hunting down that magazine...
Take a look at her in all her kingly glory Green Cover, black hat...yum:
http://www.metroweekly.com/
yeah, straight people wouldn't understand. lol
Anyway, it was just a really awesome time...being under 21 really does suck sometimes, because I get into a scary environment where my confidence is slightly shaken cuz there is a club filled with hot lez chicks...all ready and waiting to be grinded against...and I'm so sober. Dammit. Few drinks in me, and yeah, I would have grinded on Lauren, Lauren's friends, shit...Lauren's momma. Liquid courage...and Abby had none.
What else? Hmm...went to Dupont Circle...yay for the fruit loop! This weekend there was this huge feminist march...tons and tons of lesbians everywhere in D.C. of all different shapes, sizes, age, and colors...it was awesome. So yeah, in Dupont we just kinda shopped around, had lunch...had ice-cream, bought Lauren some insanely cute rubber duckies...and my mom is right, why are they selling rubber duckies at the human rights store? cuz they can? just because they are that damned cute I guess.
But yeah...another drag king show thisss weekend, at the 9:30 club...saturday night...I want to go, but I'll put a lot of money on my having to work that night. Blow me. Dammit. I need my fill of Drag Kingness...hehehe.
jam-packed weekend...lesbian overload.
Good God People. Good God. You thought I loved women before? Yeah, shit...yes, good god, Liquid Ladiezzzzzz was so fucking awesome. Drag Kings are so fucking hot. Okay, listen up...wedding announcement...Abby Waller is going to marry Ken Las Vegas...I don't care if she's 30, or probably has 3 billion chicks all up on her deliciously placed package...yeah, I could win dammit. Right? Maybe not, but a girl can dream.
Yeah...and while Lauren and I were there these gay boys pointed her out on Metro Weekly...so yeah, all day the next day we were hunting down that magazine...
Take a look at her in all her kingly glory Green Cover, black hat...yum:
http://www.metroweekly.com/
yeah, straight people wouldn't understand. lol
Anyway, it was just a really awesome time...being under 21 really does suck sometimes, because I get into a scary environment where my confidence is slightly shaken cuz there is a club filled with hot lez chicks...all ready and waiting to be grinded against...and I'm so sober. Dammit. Few drinks in me, and yeah, I would have grinded on Lauren, Lauren's friends, shit...Lauren's momma. Liquid courage...and Abby had none.
What else? Hmm...went to Dupont Circle...yay for the fruit loop! This weekend there was this huge feminist march...tons and tons of lesbians everywhere in D.C. of all different shapes, sizes, age, and colors...it was awesome. So yeah, in Dupont we just kinda shopped around, had lunch...had ice-cream, bought Lauren some insanely cute rubber duckies...and my mom is right, why are they selling rubber duckies at the human rights store? cuz they can? just because they are that damned cute I guess.
But yeah...another drag king show thisss weekend, at the 9:30 club...saturday night...I want to go, but I'll put a lot of money on my having to work that night. Blow me. Dammit. I need my fill of Drag Kingness...hehehe.