♚ in your picnic baskets

[toonurturing]

Hear ye, hear ye, citizens, and all hail to the noble and gawky young Tristan Thorn, champion of the kingdom and receiver of the Agaricus Revivere.

My condolences to those less successful in their hunts, and my thanks for the fervor put in to stopping the annoying little child~ I'll medicate him, now, don't you worry.That being said

Comments

[gazingup]

Would have sounded nicer if you'd left out the 'gawky'

...Wait- Why would I get anything? You- You better not mean you're giving me the bear! I don't want the bloody thing!

[toonurturing]

One cannot deny the beautiful coincidence of it all.

Did you not hear?

[gazingup]

Beautiful coincidence? There's nothing beautiful in slamming face first into the backside of a bear.

...No?

[toonurturing]

One could argue.

I suppose it could be a surprise, then. Or perhaps the professor may tell you again.

[rumblelina]

GAWKY IS A BEAUTIFUL WORD.

[gazingup]

It's an insulting word!

[rumblelina]

Are insults insulting if they are true?~