the biggest nut of em all

May 18, 2008 23:28

[23:11] jawholfoxxx: crunching nummbers
[23:12] Dmlrd: asian?
[23:12] jawholfoxxx: no
[23:12] jawholfoxxx: im not asain
[23:12] Dmlrd: Astounding
[23:12] jawholfoxxx: o.O
[23:12] jawholfoxxx: why?
[23:13] jawholfoxxx: I actually have to do this
[23:13] jawholfoxxx: its part of weapon design
[23:16] Dmlrd: evil terrorist! *deports you to durkadurkastan*
[23:16] jawholfoxxx: im developing these for the us military
[23:16] Dmlrd: I bet you aaaare
[23:16] Dmlrd: *pokes* being cute eh?
[23:17] jawholfoxxx: you just wait
[23:17] jawholfoxxx: current weapons will be replaced within 15 years
[23:17] jawholfoxxx: with these im building
[23:17] Dmlrd: XM8 will pwn
[23:18] jawholfoxxx: imagine a weapon that has 2x the fire-power, no ir signiture, no noise (not including the mini-sonic boom of the projectile), and a very high rate of fire.
[23:19] jawholfoxxx: this thing is nastier than the xm8
[23:19] Dmlrd: sounds like fap fantasy :p
[23:19] jawholfoxxx: go fap away, cuz im building it
[23:20] Dmlrd: sure :p
[23:20] jawholfoxxx: ok, you doubdt my designs?
[23:21] jawholfoxxx: If you doubdt them soo much, would you want to sign up to be our test subject?
[23:22] jawholfoxxx: just bring your own body armor
[23:22] Dmlrd: got proof?
[23:23] jawholfoxxx: of concept, yeah, i know it will work
[23:23] jawholfoxxx: proof will come in a few years
[23:23] jawholfoxxx: once i gt adiquite funding to build one to specs
[23:23] Dmlrd: concept....pure theories and bullshittery...gah not enough
[23:24] jawholfoxxx: i did make a small prototype, the concept works
[23:24] Dmlrd: where are the pics/videos of the prototype in action?
[23:24] jawholfoxxx: i dont do pics/vids, someone can easily reverse engineer that
[23:25] Dmlrd: ahhh so in otherwords you could just be lying and trying to sound cool
[23:25] jawholfoxxx: i could, but i know its true
[23:25] jawholfoxxx: you can take it as a lie and walk off thinking im a low-life lier.
[23:25] jawholfoxxx: but in a few years ill come a knocking at your door
[23:26] jawholfoxxx: and shoot your pet/s with it. just to show you i wasn't lieing.
[23:26] Dmlrd: you would shoot innocent animals and people?? o.o;
[23:26] Dmlrd: wow dude....you have problems...
[23:26] jawholfoxxx: humans are a paracitic race to this planet
[23:26] jawholfoxxx: and thus need to be eradicated.
[23:26] Dmlrd: i'mma gonna block ya now because your a creepy one
[23:26] jawholfoxxx: thats why im here
[23:27] Dmlrd: wait better idea
[23:27] jawholfoxxx: hmm?
[23:27] Dmlrd: Your going on my journals wall of nutters!
[23:27] jawholfoxxx: wall of nutters?
[23:27] Dmlrd: yep, a wall of fame/shame for all the crazy people I know!
[23:27] jawholfoxxx: lol
[23:28] jawholfoxxx: alright jasu
[23:28] jawholfoxxx: ill remember you once i finish this project

Hoooo boy...this guy is insane...to the point of being scary so watch out for this nut who also goes by prozergdelta (AIM and Yahoo) ...yeah people like this need to be in the loony bin >.>

EDIT...MORE!!!

[23:35] jawholfoxxx: Who knows, i might give you the prototype as a gift
[23:36] Dmlrd: you scare me o.o
[23:36] jawholfoxxx: you've known me for what, 3-4 years, and it's bearly hitting you?
[23:37] Dmlrd: first time you've every spoken abut this stuff o.o
[23:37] jawholfoxxx: lies
[23:38] Dmlrd: nein
[23:38] Dmlrd: all I knew before this is a gaming winged fox from furrymuck
[23:38] jawholfoxxx: o.o
[23:38] jawholfoxxx: Weapons design has always been my hobby
[23:39] Dmlrd: oook...but it's kinda hard to believe someone that speaks like you do and has nothing to back it up
[23:40] jawholfoxxx: because if one speaks of their designs too much, someone can easily steal your idea
[23:40] jawholfoxxx: patent it, and beat you to the money
[23:40] jawholfoxxx: literally
[23:40] jawholfoxxx: i need to build a prototype
[23:40] Dmlrd: but you just said you had one
[23:40] jawholfoxxx: besides, i came up with the idea yesterday, bearly crunching the numers
[23:41] Dmlrd: wait...what o.o
[23:41] Dmlrd: ....
[23:41] jawholfoxxx: a proof of concept is just to prove the concept will work
[23:42] Dmlrd: wow.....dude...just...wow man that is so many levels of fail..I thought you were actually serious!!
[23:42] Dmlrd: I am laughing my ass off right now man
[23:45] jawholfoxxx: this proof of concept "prototype" is made of plaster of paris, and parts from a broken harddrive

EDIT MORE CRAZY!!!

[23:46] jawholfoxxx: its not bad for an idea thats only about 28 hours old
[23:46] Dmlrd: so you don't even have anything to prove that this will work...only theory's and ideas
[23:46] jawholfoxxx: yeah, a small prototype
[23:46] Dmlrd: but thats only what it looks like
[23:46] Dmlrd: it doesn't shoot or do anything else
[23:47] jawholfoxxx: it accelerates a .177 cal bb to about 15 meters/sec
[23:47] Dmlrd: ok...
[23:47] Dmlrd: but that's a BB
[23:48] jawholfoxxx: its only using a n-45 magnet that has 16 lbs of force.
[23:48] jawholfoxxx: the final design will use n-52's with nearly tripple that
[23:48] jawholfoxxx: and it will have three sets of those, thus bringing the acceleration up 9x
[23:49] jawholfoxxx: sound will be nearly nil, just the sound of the ball berrings
[23:49] jawholfoxxx: heat, there is nothing in this design that creates significant amounts of heat
[23:51] Dmlrd: either way untill I see this stuff in action...all sounds like fantasy macguyver to me
[23:51] jawholfoxxx: i understand
[23:56] Dmlrd: so if humans need to be eradicated
[23:56] Dmlrd: do yourself in!
[23:57] jawholfoxxx: Not without taking at least half of the rest of the human population with me first

eep

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