I have developed fears of being systematically rearranged in my sleep....
My new roommate is far far better than my last nympho-crazed sex zombie. My only concern is her hardcore cleanliness, I fear my messy ways are slowly building an anger inside her that will eventually lead to my demise. She never outwardly says anything but alas, actions are louder than words.
1. She asked me very politely to keep my hair out of the sink. I said ok and after she left I found under careful inspection that there were only a total of maybe 3 strands in the entire sink area.
2. Our large counter (for a dorm anyways), had my coffee machine and her paper towel roll on it, and my round container holding my silverware. When I wasn't there she moved it to my coffee table....for no reason. There was more than adequate space on the counter and silver wear belongs on a counter, books go on a coffee table. Hmmm....ok....
3. I didn't think she was super hardcore about stuff until this point. I had a tupperware square with leftover chili on the bottom shelf of my 2 shelf mini fridge. This morning when I retrieved a bottle of water I noticed it to had moved. She is crazy enough to feel the need to move my chilli to the 2nd shelf for no apparent reason. There was nothing new on the bottom shelf, she had not replaced it with anything. Apparently the positioning of my tupper ware must have offended her.
I was never meant to live with women.
In other news, I think I'll get to attend the drag show this Friday which should be great fun. You are encouraged to bring ones for tipping. Hell yeah.
I don't have much else to say except that reading about the Futurists movement makes me giggle, I have not finished the article yet but will report on it later. Though I will leave you with #9 from the Futurists Manifesto.
#9 Congresses, flirts, fights, and marriages of funny faces, mimicry, etc. Example: a big nose that silences a thousand congressional fingers by ringing an ear, while two policemen's moustaches arrest a tooth.
Love & Sunshine,
Ginny
1. She asked me very politely to keep my hair out of the sink. I said ok and after she left I found under careful inspection that there were only a total of maybe 3 strands in the entire sink area.
2. Our large counter (for a dorm anyways), had my coffee machine and her paper towel roll on it, and my round container holding my silverware. When I wasn't there she moved it to my coffee table....for no reason. There was more than adequate space on the counter and silver wear belongs on a counter, books go on a coffee table. Hmmm....ok....
3. I didn't think she was super hardcore about stuff until this point. I had a tupperware square with leftover chili on the bottom shelf of my 2 shelf mini fridge. This morning when I retrieved a bottle of water I noticed it to had moved. She is crazy enough to feel the need to move my chilli to the 2nd shelf for no apparent reason. There was nothing new on the bottom shelf, she had not replaced it with anything. Apparently the positioning of my tupper ware must have offended her.
I was never meant to live with women.
In other news, I think I'll get to attend the drag show this Friday which should be great fun. You are encouraged to bring ones for tipping. Hell yeah.
I don't have much else to say except that reading about the Futurists movement makes me giggle, I have not finished the article yet but will report on it later. Though I will leave you with #9 from the Futurists Manifesto.
#9 Congresses, flirts, fights, and marriages of funny faces, mimicry, etc. Example: a big nose that silences a thousand congressional fingers by ringing an ear, while two policemen's moustaches arrest a tooth.
Love & Sunshine,
Ginny