[Video] WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

[toomanypetals]

[When the feed clicks on, something seems very wrong.]

[Very, very wrong.]

[As in, Kanda is smiling like a sweet, charming little lady wrong.]

[Oh my tunafish.]

[Is the sky falling?]

[Is the sea above Vatheon boiling?]

[Has the Kraken started a war with the giant coral in the Plaza?]

[No, this is merely a result of this week's curse, and

Comments

[video]

[patchworkdoctor]

[At least -she's not Stein. Who's covered in quilts. In fact, he's only wearing quilts. Thank you, Ikki.

And he's also yelling. A lot. Loud.]

FOOL. How can you cook when you can't even read a cookbook? Everyone knows the most important part of cooking is the recipe! Without that, we are only barbarians clanging pots together and tripping through failed dish after failed dish!

Re: [video]

[toomanypetals]

Huh? But you taught me how to read one already.

[...Yeah, NOW she's noticing you're talking funny.]

Hey... are you feeling alright?

[patchworkdoctor]

FOOL. You can't know the inner personality of a cookbook unless you're interested in getting to know it! Personally! I can't help you with your relationships!

[toomanypetals]

Hey! I'll have you know I've read this book cover to cover, thank you! And it's quite charming!

[Indignant huff, you can has!]

this is breaking my mind. every single word.

[patchworkdoctor]

You should see a doctor for that sort of thing! FOOL!

Ditto that.

[toomanypetals]

I thought you were a doctor!

I-I don't think I can keep going through with this

[patchworkdoctor]

NOT THAT KIND OF DOCTOR! Did you learn anything in school?? FOOL! I work with the physical! And the soul! Not the mind!

It's okay bby. You can droppit if you want. <3

[toomanypetals]

You're the fool! I don't need a mind-doctor!

oh god it's just so.... XDDDDD

[patchworkdoctor]

If you didn't need a mind-doctor, why did you ask about relationships?! FOOL! You're not making any sense!

So hideous.

[toomanypetals]

I didn't! You're the one who brought it up! Jeez!

the muse is not. happy.

[patchworkdoctor]

....

FOOL! Why would I bring up something as boring as that!

You think mine is?

[toomanypetals]

You brought it up when you were badmouthing my cookbook!

XD

[patchworkdoctor]

And if it weren't such a layabout, we never would have come to this!

[toomanypetals]

Hey! My cookbook does plenty to pull its own weight!

[patchworkdoctor]

FOOL! It's only a cookbook! That's impossible!

[toomanypetals]

Is not! It's plenty helpful!