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Mwahaha. It has been a while since I posted two straight work complaint entries, but there's no reason not to so...yeah...
Okay...simple stuff first. Everyone and their mom knows the saying "Be kind, please rewind" when it comes to video stores. How hard is that? You just push one button and then wait a minute or two. If that's too hard for you, don't even push anything...VCR's now have the feature where when the movie runs all the way to the end it rewinds itself. WTF?! Lazy morons.
It's not "CD" it's DVD. Don't ask me if we have a movie on CD because I will tell you no and disembowel you with your own foot. Also don't ask me if we have a movie on VCR. It's not a vcr, it's a vhs tape. Call it a tape if you'd like. Dolt.
I've said this a million times, whenever we set up an account we give the people their new membership cards and clearly state "If you ever lose this, we can also look you up with your driver's license." Don't walk up, fling your movies in my direction and start reciting your phone number because I will look at you like the insignificant piece of fecal matter that you are. Don't look at me like I'm an idiot when I say "I need to see your ID." You bitch about having to use your credit card to set up an account...and after doing it you never want to show an ID. That's great. So if we did it that way, anyone could come in, tell us your phone number, rent movies and never return them so they get charged to your credit card. Shouldn't you WANT to show ID after all your bitching?
That and, NO, I can't look up your information from a different store. We have our own computers with our own members. Can you imagine how many names we would have in our computer if we stored all the information from every store? I would look up your name, and have their be 83230923423 other people with the same name and have to go through each and every one to verify whether or not it is you. Go to Hell. This being because you're too big of a bitch to carry one extra card in your wallet.
And aside from that, if you set up a new membership, read your God damned terms and conditions. I can't tell you how many times I have given new members their terms and conditions just to have them leave them on the counter. How insanely rude. How would you feel if someone was at your work or house, and you handed them something that actually is pretty important for them to know...and without reading it they threw it somewhere for you to pick up? That's great. And you also coincidentally happen to be the people that come in and have 392503 dollars in late fees and wonder why. Learn to read, people.
Also, when setting up an account...just because I tell you not to write your credit card info down, it doesn't mean you should also leave out your address, phone number, and last name.
Okay, on to bigger annoyances. Well actually just one for today. If you're going to curse this world by reproducing, despite the fact that your children will likely turn into spoiled, pompous morons like you, they really are your responsibility.
Today is probably the 10th time I had some lady come in with her stupid 9 year old kids...and completely disregaurd whatever they are doing. The kid walks up, grabs a bag of candy, and goes back to his mom.
The mom and him come up when they're ready to go with the bag half eaten...and she hands it to me and says "Can you throw this away for me?" So I tell her she'll have to pay for it and she's like "What? Why?" Well...because your son ate it you stupid bitch. "Well I didn't know he was eating it, he opened it when I wasn't looking. How is that my fault?" Because he's your son you dumb whore. I don't care if you didn't see him, he's your responsibility and you have to pay for it. That's common sense. It's not MY fault your son is a spoiled little bastard who is probably so used to getting whatever he wants that he didn't even think to ask you for the candy, just assumed you'd get it for him...probably the same way your parents treated you.
Her: "Well I refuse to pay for that."
Me: "And that is technically stealing so I could call the police if inclined to do so." (like I'd actually call the cops over a bag of candy, but she was a stupid bitch.)
So she threw $2.00 at me and said "I'll never rent at this place again." And left without renting anything. Oh no, I really like having stupid religious morons like you coming in my store thinking you own the world...please don't leave!!!
Yeah, I think that's all for now.
Okay...simple stuff first. Everyone and their mom knows the saying "Be kind, please rewind" when it comes to video stores. How hard is that? You just push one button and then wait a minute or two. If that's too hard for you, don't even push anything...VCR's now have the feature where when the movie runs all the way to the end it rewinds itself. WTF?! Lazy morons.
It's not "CD" it's DVD. Don't ask me if we have a movie on CD because I will tell you no and disembowel you with your own foot. Also don't ask me if we have a movie on VCR. It's not a vcr, it's a vhs tape. Call it a tape if you'd like. Dolt.
I've said this a million times, whenever we set up an account we give the people their new membership cards and clearly state "If you ever lose this, we can also look you up with your driver's license." Don't walk up, fling your movies in my direction and start reciting your phone number because I will look at you like the insignificant piece of fecal matter that you are. Don't look at me like I'm an idiot when I say "I need to see your ID." You bitch about having to use your credit card to set up an account...and after doing it you never want to show an ID. That's great. So if we did it that way, anyone could come in, tell us your phone number, rent movies and never return them so they get charged to your credit card. Shouldn't you WANT to show ID after all your bitching?
That and, NO, I can't look up your information from a different store. We have our own computers with our own members. Can you imagine how many names we would have in our computer if we stored all the information from every store? I would look up your name, and have their be 83230923423 other people with the same name and have to go through each and every one to verify whether or not it is you. Go to Hell. This being because you're too big of a bitch to carry one extra card in your wallet.
And aside from that, if you set up a new membership, read your God damned terms and conditions. I can't tell you how many times I have given new members their terms and conditions just to have them leave them on the counter. How insanely rude. How would you feel if someone was at your work or house, and you handed them something that actually is pretty important for them to know...and without reading it they threw it somewhere for you to pick up? That's great. And you also coincidentally happen to be the people that come in and have 392503 dollars in late fees and wonder why. Learn to read, people.
Also, when setting up an account...just because I tell you not to write your credit card info down, it doesn't mean you should also leave out your address, phone number, and last name.
Okay, on to bigger annoyances. Well actually just one for today. If you're going to curse this world by reproducing, despite the fact that your children will likely turn into spoiled, pompous morons like you, they really are your responsibility.
Today is probably the 10th time I had some lady come in with her stupid 9 year old kids...and completely disregaurd whatever they are doing. The kid walks up, grabs a bag of candy, and goes back to his mom.
The mom and him come up when they're ready to go with the bag half eaten...and she hands it to me and says "Can you throw this away for me?" So I tell her she'll have to pay for it and she's like "What? Why?" Well...because your son ate it you stupid bitch. "Well I didn't know he was eating it, he opened it when I wasn't looking. How is that my fault?" Because he's your son you dumb whore. I don't care if you didn't see him, he's your responsibility and you have to pay for it. That's common sense. It's not MY fault your son is a spoiled little bastard who is probably so used to getting whatever he wants that he didn't even think to ask you for the candy, just assumed you'd get it for him...probably the same way your parents treated you.
Her: "Well I refuse to pay for that."
Me: "And that is technically stealing so I could call the police if inclined to do so." (like I'd actually call the cops over a bag of candy, but she was a stupid bitch.)
So she threw $2.00 at me and said "I'll never rent at this place again." And left without renting anything. Oh no, I really like having stupid religious morons like you coming in my store thinking you own the world...please don't leave!!!
Yeah, I think that's all for now.