Odd little conversation...

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All this happened this morning. Italics are txts.

RHYS: What are you doing?
KATY: Waiting for Maria to come out of class
RHYS: Tell her I say hi.
KATY: She says hi back. How predictable.
RHYS: My plan is working!
KATY: It is not.
RHYS: She said hi, didn't she?
KATY: Yeah...
RHYS: Success!
KATY: Now who's weird?
RHYS: Me
KATY: And Maria
RHYS: I'm Maria.
KATY: Yes honey. Yes you are.

MARIA: Is he on vacation?
KATY: Yep, for 6 more weeks... He also thinks he's you.

RHYS: Yay, I have boobs! Wait, she does have boobs, right?

MARIA: Yeah, beautiful ones.

KATY: She says she has very beautiful boobs.
RHYS: No, I have beautiful boobs.

MARIA: Does this mean I'm Rhys?
KATY: I think it does, yeah.
MARIA: Ooh, fun. Except I don't really want a penis. No, I don't want to be Rhys.

(3 hours later)

MARIA: Katy, I can't be Rhys because this morning, I didn't know I was going to become a boy, so I wore tight jeans.
KATY: Oh shit...
MARIA: Now my penis is hurting, Katy.
KATY: I'll ask if he wants to hold off until tomorrow, but you'll have to wear more comfortable pants tomorrow.
MARIA: Yeah, I promise, but now I want my boobs back...

The scary thing is... this isn't the weirdest conversation I've had since I've been here...