Viva Las Vegas
I committed all 7 deadly sins this weekend so I thought I would jsut go through each one, one by one:
1. Wrath: Tom wouldn't let me listen to Brittney Spears while he was driving on the way there, so when i was driving on the strip I blasted it...when my sister's friend got to the hotel from the airport, i was already drunk and i thought he was going to try to take advantage of her for being drunk and newly seperated so i was a bitch to him.
2. Envy: Every time i heard someone scream and do the happy dance for winning, i wanted to push them over haha
3. Lust: I saw a titty show at Statosphere called "Bite"!!!
4. Gluttony: Aside from gaining 10 lbs from food, I ate a 1 1/2 lb. Hot Dog at "Slots of Fun" called mega mega dog, that was crazy... I drank so much, here's a tip even if your birthday was a few days ago, tell people it's your 21st and they will still buy shots for you! and if you are tired when you wake up in the morning, drink red bull until noon and then start drinking again...and if you are mad at yourself for waking up when half the day is over...dont...that city is literally open 24hours.
5. Sloth: I slept in every morning..ahhh Tom and I sat at machines and tables for hours at a time.
6. Greed: I lost a bunch of money because i was hoping for the jackpot, and because i was being served free beer while i gambled.
7. Pride: I'm not sure when i did this but i'm sure i did at some point...so i'll just talk about the crazy cab drivers that drove me, Tom, mysister Sadie, her friend, and Boofie around.
Death Cab #1
So i don't even know how this guy had a license and he must think that when he is driving a cab it's like playing nascar on playstation because he was weaving in and out of traffic and i was in front, in the middle next to him so I got to watch the insanity first hand..good think i had been drinking or i might have made him pull over and ran away. Think mexican cabs times ten.
Smelly cab #2
So Tom's friend Boofie and I grabbed some Korean newspapers when we were down at Fremont street for some reason and good thing because when we got in the cab to go back to the strip this cab smelled like there was a dead hooker under the seat, and i used the newspaper to cover my mouth. poor tom had to sit up front with the guy and i guess it was worse up there. I was laughing the whole time because it was funny and i was holding the news paper on my face so hard that i had korean letters on my cheeks.
Coma Cab #3
I don't know how these guys got jobs but this last guy was freakin wierd. He was telling sick jokes and then out of no where he just shut up and zoned out. We were on our way to the stratosphere and when he was turning left to go in, the light turned red and he just sat there in the intersection...so i was like "the lights red" and he was like "oh" so he put the freakin cab in reverse and i was like "stop, there is a car behind you" and he was like "oh"...so then the light turns green and he is staring at the light and i waited to see if he was going to go and finally i was like "umm dude...the light is green" and he was like "oh sorry" wtf...i have no idea
The coolest thing about the trip though was seeing my parents and sister.
Ok this is totally off the subject but after speaking to the Bed and Breakfast people on wed. i was really depressed and so i went to Kokopelli's (i've decided Kokopelli's will be my Cheer's haha) and had 5 full glasses of wine and drove home drunk and Tom was extremely pissed because he locked his keys in his truck and I drove him to go get them, and i guess i was all over the road...but i don't remember a thing. so yah i'm never driving drunk again...and neither should you.
1. Wrath: Tom wouldn't let me listen to Brittney Spears while he was driving on the way there, so when i was driving on the strip I blasted it...when my sister's friend got to the hotel from the airport, i was already drunk and i thought he was going to try to take advantage of her for being drunk and newly seperated so i was a bitch to him.
2. Envy: Every time i heard someone scream and do the happy dance for winning, i wanted to push them over haha
3. Lust: I saw a titty show at Statosphere called "Bite"!!!
4. Gluttony: Aside from gaining 10 lbs from food, I ate a 1 1/2 lb. Hot Dog at "Slots of Fun" called mega mega dog, that was crazy... I drank so much, here's a tip even if your birthday was a few days ago, tell people it's your 21st and they will still buy shots for you! and if you are tired when you wake up in the morning, drink red bull until noon and then start drinking again...and if you are mad at yourself for waking up when half the day is over...dont...that city is literally open 24hours.
5. Sloth: I slept in every morning..ahhh Tom and I sat at machines and tables for hours at a time.
6. Greed: I lost a bunch of money because i was hoping for the jackpot, and because i was being served free beer while i gambled.
7. Pride: I'm not sure when i did this but i'm sure i did at some point...so i'll just talk about the crazy cab drivers that drove me, Tom, mysister Sadie, her friend, and Boofie around.
Death Cab #1
So i don't even know how this guy had a license and he must think that when he is driving a cab it's like playing nascar on playstation because he was weaving in and out of traffic and i was in front, in the middle next to him so I got to watch the insanity first hand..good think i had been drinking or i might have made him pull over and ran away. Think mexican cabs times ten.
Smelly cab #2
So Tom's friend Boofie and I grabbed some Korean newspapers when we were down at Fremont street for some reason and good thing because when we got in the cab to go back to the strip this cab smelled like there was a dead hooker under the seat, and i used the newspaper to cover my mouth. poor tom had to sit up front with the guy and i guess it was worse up there. I was laughing the whole time because it was funny and i was holding the news paper on my face so hard that i had korean letters on my cheeks.
Coma Cab #3
I don't know how these guys got jobs but this last guy was freakin wierd. He was telling sick jokes and then out of no where he just shut up and zoned out. We were on our way to the stratosphere and when he was turning left to go in, the light turned red and he just sat there in the intersection...so i was like "the lights red" and he was like "oh" so he put the freakin cab in reverse and i was like "stop, there is a car behind you" and he was like "oh"...so then the light turns green and he is staring at the light and i waited to see if he was going to go and finally i was like "umm dude...the light is green" and he was like "oh sorry" wtf...i have no idea
The coolest thing about the trip though was seeing my parents and sister.
Ok this is totally off the subject but after speaking to the Bed and Breakfast people on wed. i was really depressed and so i went to Kokopelli's (i've decided Kokopelli's will be my Cheer's haha) and had 5 full glasses of wine and drove home drunk and Tom was extremely pissed because he locked his keys in his truck and I drove him to go get them, and i guess i was all over the road...but i don't remember a thing. so yah i'm never driving drunk again...and neither should you.