ATTN: Cat People!
Not Cat People like that movie with the lady that turned into a cat when she was all hot and bothered. People with cats.
I acquired a kitten today. My neighbor dude (not the one that asked me out with the hella smooth line "Girl, you sure you won't go out with me sometime?"--the other one) caught him with a fishing net and put him in a shoe box and brought him over here. It is gray tiger and adorable. Probably about 5 weeks old. Very tiny. I know nothing about cats other than I have a strange urge to name this poor cat Mr. Burmie. Despite the fact that she is not Burmese and that would be funny to only me.
What am I supposed to do with a cat? I have kitty litter and kitten food. It's locked in the bathroom, because obviously, there's the Coupland issue to deal with. (He's a baby, but he might not like sharing me.)
I'm a little bummed that it appears to be female. I've always had boy pets. I can't name a lady cat Captain Jack. That's a kink in my plans.
And the Stupid Bitch that owns this house might have a problem with my Stray Cat acquisition. She has a problem remembering what year it is, though, so it should be a shortlived issue.
What am I supposed to do with a kitten? HELP!
I acquired a kitten today. My neighbor dude (not the one that asked me out with the hella smooth line "Girl, you sure you won't go out with me sometime?"--the other one) caught him with a fishing net and put him in a shoe box and brought him over here. It is gray tiger and adorable. Probably about 5 weeks old. Very tiny. I know nothing about cats other than I have a strange urge to name this poor cat Mr. Burmie. Despite the fact that she is not Burmese and that would be funny to only me.
What am I supposed to do with a cat? I have kitty litter and kitten food. It's locked in the bathroom, because obviously, there's the Coupland issue to deal with. (He's a baby, but he might not like sharing me.)
I'm a little bummed that it appears to be female. I've always had boy pets. I can't name a lady cat Captain Jack. That's a kink in my plans.
And the Stupid Bitch that owns this house might have a problem with my Stray Cat acquisition. She has a problem remembering what year it is, though, so it should be a shortlived issue.
What am I supposed to do with a kitten? HELP!