HAHAHAHAH! Those are both so fucking awesome. I have the caffine Sbmail on my iPod and I watch it whenever I am feeling blue. In fact, i think i shall watch it now.
Chuck Norris once entered a sandcastle building competition. Upon seeing his engineering skills, all of his competitors joined Team Norris. We now know of their work as the Ancient Pyramids at Giza
A woman once claimed to be pregnant with Chuck Norris' child. Chuck rubbed his beard on her belly, and two weeks later she urinated an aborted fetus along with the first season DVD of Walker, Texas Ranger.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
k listen we still need to make plans about the 10th.
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Peace homie
Alex
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good norris facts:
Chuck Norris once entered a sandcastle building competition. Upon seeing his engineering skills, all of his competitors joined Team Norris. We now know of their work as the Ancient Pyramids at Giza
A woman once claimed to be pregnant with Chuck Norris' child. Chuck rubbed his beard on her belly, and two weeks later she urinated an aborted fetus along with the first season DVD of Walker, Texas Ranger.
Chuck Norris can speak braille.
k listen we still need to make plans about the 10th.
hit me back bro, (love the icon)
~bs
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