Bleach memes.
tookishperian's Zanpakutō:
This zanpakutō, named Golden Moon, Heaven's Funeral, transforms into a light takoba at tookishperian's command of "Howl, Golden Moon, Heaven's Funeral!" It narrows the focus of the wielder, minimizing the impact of distractions.
What's Your Zanpakutō?
This one made me especially laugh. Kenpachi is my soul mate. =D
I don't particulary care for this one, but Tousen's thought is the best.
Note: Tousen is blind.