smee is befuddled by inflatable sheep.

[tookeen]

Hey, whoever you are, what am I going to do with a POOL TOY? Silliest birthday present ever.

Mister Han, do we have a dress code? I hope I can still wear my bee outfit.

Comments

[wickedlywest]

What the hell is a bee outf

When you work for me, you represent me. I expect your appearance to be professional.

Sebastian.

[kissthehook]

Mind telling me what your plans are for her? I look the other way when you play your games with other Tales, you know. Best to stay away from the few under my protection.

Patricia.

[wickedlywest]

My motives in this case are not sinister, Patricia. Max shows an earnest interest in my line of work, and I would see it fostered. I believe she has potential, however scattered.

Furthermore, Quentin was intent on squandering it with one of his philanthropic misdeeds, and I could scarcely allow it.

Sebastian.

[kissthehook]

Fine. But be careful. She might be slightly dim, but she's loyal to me. I hope you can understand how difficult such a thing is to find.

Patricia.

[wickedlywest]

I wouldn't think of doing anything to your loyal minion, Patricia.

I know how important they are to people like us, be they pirate or primate.

[kid_skin]

Dude, if you hurt my wife, I will cut you. With something rusty and full of toxic disease germs, like an emo kid's cutting razor.

[wickedlywest]

I am not in the habit of harming my employees.

Nor of suffering childish threats lightly. I would recommend you abstain from further such indulgences.