Dear Pitchforkmedia.com:
I noticed you posted this review of the Black Kids' new album, "Partie Traumatic"
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/record_review/51246-black-kids-partie-traumatic I find this amusing, not because it's a picture of two pugs where a review should be (which is fucking stupid, actually), but because back when you were singing their praises and putting their EP on your best new music list, I was listening to them and saying, "this shit sucks."
You should hire me to review music for your website and pay me lots of money. I could singlehandedly decrease the number of occurrences in which you contradict yourself.
Although, I guess that wouldn't be very hip of me...
Yours,
Eric