Age: 13 (December 3rd, 1995)
Medical Info: Overall a healthy, typical teenager, though he's pretty athletic and has got a lot more lean muscle than most kids his age (even if he hasn't quite grown into his gangly limbs yet). Bright blond hair, freckles he will pretend don't exist, and red eyes that he constantly hides. He has no known allergies or restrictions, but he's lived all of his life eating takeout and shit you can eat straight out of a can, so.
Abilities:
From his app:As his Sburb session's Knight of Time, Dave is capable of manipulating time to his own means. This is typically done in a supportive role (ie; earning a metric ton of money by scamming his world's stock market, traveling back to help Jade get set up in the game, stopping John from getting himself killed, becoming his own sprite), and appears to be a fairly complicated process. He creates stable time loops so that multiple Daves can exist and operate without dooming any of their timelines, lest the dead Daves start piling up.
Admittedly, however, Dave doesn't really know the exact mechanics of time travel. It's one part careful planning, one part just going with the flow. He doesn't question it too much, to avoid overthinking things and screwing up.
In preparation for their Sburb session, Dave's paradox dad-brother-guardian spent thirteen years training Dave in the art of swordsmanship, molding him into the perfect rooftop ninja. So alongside his timey whimey bullshit powers, he's incredibly fast on his feet, with alarming reflexes, and skilled with a blade. The only opponent to best him thus far, discounting the fight of Davespirte and Bro vs Jack Noir, has been Bro himself.
Note for psychics: Despite the fact he himself admits to not really thinking much about time travel, Dave thinks a lot in general. He's constantly thinking. So it might be a little difficult to focus on one particular train of thought, or find another in a sea of all his nonsense. Please always ask before you do any mindreading, especially if you're asking yourself if you should get permission. Usually the answer is "yes, you should."
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Ask first/ask first/yes/anything else, ask first if it's anything like shapeshifting/bodyswapping. If it's something ridiculous like spitting or hugging/slapping/whatever, it's usually fine.
Maim/Murder/Death: Discuss with me first, but I'm usually all for maiming. I like to beat my characters up. Death is (usually) a definite no, please and thank you.
Kissing/Hugging: Go for it, though Dave is sort of awkward about receiving positive physical contact. If he doesn't know your character very well, or like them all too much, he'll flashstep out of the way or hold a hand up to stop them. Especially if they're kisses.
Cooking: Dave cannot cook. He has never cooked in his life. His kitchen is filled with swords in the fridge, shuriken in the cabinets, and puppets in every single place you would not want to find a puppet. The best he can do is nuke things in the microwave, speed dial takeout/delivery, and maybe scramble eggs.
Threadjacking: Is it okay with the other person/people in the thread, and not marked as private? Then go for it!
Fourthwalling: If your character would somehow know about Homestuck, which is an online webcomic, then you're free to. But only if that's IC for them, because it's a pretty self-contained series.
On the flipside, please let me know if you are okay with/do not want me fourthwalling your own characters. Dave is an extraordinary nerd, even if he tries to hide it most of the time. He makes a lot of references to pop culture, and would know movies, TV shows, music, books, anime/manga, video games, and comics. Webcomics are also likely, since he himself runs a (terrible, horribly drawn, completely ironic) webcomic himself.