Of flying pigs and other things
So, yeah. I haven't updated in forever. Why? I do not know. However, I have been doing exciting things. Such as (drumroll, please)...STEALING A FLYING PIG!!! Oh, that's right. I have stolen a flying pig from our commons, and it is currently enthroned in a place of honor (namely, my ceiling). 'Twas a long and arduous...okay, not really. It mostly consisted of my friend Kate and me walking through the commons one night and me deciding to steal a flying pig, since there was no one around. So, I stood on a chair and cut the string with my keys while Kate stood guard. Then I smuggled the pig out under my coat, a la a Russian spy or other hard-core types. ::does the dance of effortless fucking superiority:: Ha ha ha...I WIN AT LIFE!!!
Hmmm...what else have I done? Oh, I went to see this awesome play on Saturday night (actually, the same night I stole the pig, moo-ha-ha-ha). It was called "Stopkiss" and OMFG, whoever chose the music for the show I loff them and want to have their babies...Rufus Wainwright and the Garden State Soundtrack! Ahahahaha!!! Anyway, the play rocked my face off...it was all about this lesbian couple and their relationship and it all revolved around this kiss, and structure worked forward and backward, so there'd be a scene of their relationship developing and then a scene after the kiss, when one of them had been beaten into a coma by this guy on the street, and...holy shit. It was amazing. Really, really just...wow. Yeah, I'm done.
In conclusion: I own Rufus Wainwright - "Want 2," and life is good.
Hmmm...what else have I done? Oh, I went to see this awesome play on Saturday night (actually, the same night I stole the pig, moo-ha-ha-ha). It was called "Stopkiss" and OMFG, whoever chose the music for the show I loff them and want to have their babies...Rufus Wainwright and the Garden State Soundtrack! Ahahahaha!!! Anyway, the play rocked my face off...it was all about this lesbian couple and their relationship and it all revolved around this kiss, and structure worked forward and backward, so there'd be a scene of their relationship developing and then a scene after the kiss, when one of them had been beaten into a coma by this guy on the street, and...holy shit. It was amazing. Really, really just...wow. Yeah, I'm done.
In conclusion: I own Rufus Wainwright - "Want 2," and life is good.