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Q: What is more embarrassing than responding to a greeting only to realize that the greeting was, in fact, intended for the person behind you?
A: At the moment, nothing.
Right, so anyway, moving on quickly from my incredible social ineptitude - who's seen "Peter Pan?" Not the old animated version, I'm talking the 2003 version here. Cause I just saw it the other night and man! Sexual tension between 12 year-olds is squicky!! D00d, at one point he's totally crawling on her bed and it's the classic movie 'sex shot' only they're TWELVE!! Also, what pre-pubescent (or post-pubescent, come to that) boy would be like "Let's dance in the air with the fairies!" More like "Let's see how many fairies I can KILL!!" Heh. And the opening shot of Jason Isaacs as Hook? I found it...interesting that he's sprawled across his desk shirtless and when Smee wakes him up he's all "I was dreaming of Pan!" Soooo...he dreams of little boys while sleeping half-naked? Hmmmm... Plus that strappy hook-holder deal: totally bondage. So basically, Captain Hook=Fanfic!Lucius (Oh man, fandom has completely corrupted me - I *cannot* type his name without typing "Luscious" first. Gah!)
A: At the moment, nothing.
Right, so anyway, moving on quickly from my incredible social ineptitude - who's seen "Peter Pan?" Not the old animated version, I'm talking the 2003 version here. Cause I just saw it the other night and man! Sexual tension between 12 year-olds is squicky!! D00d, at one point he's totally crawling on her bed and it's the classic movie 'sex shot' only they're TWELVE!! Also, what pre-pubescent (or post-pubescent, come to that) boy would be like "Let's dance in the air with the fairies!" More like "Let's see how many fairies I can KILL!!" Heh. And the opening shot of Jason Isaacs as Hook? I found it...interesting that he's sprawled across his desk shirtless and when Smee wakes him up he's all "I was dreaming of Pan!" Soooo...he dreams of little boys while sleeping half-naked? Hmmmm... Plus that strappy hook-holder deal: totally bondage. So basically, Captain Hook=Fanfic!Lucius (Oh man, fandom has completely corrupted me - I *cannot* type his name without typing "Luscious" first. Gah!)