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[too_ugly]

Public Service Announcement:

I am not overweight. This woman is.

Peacocks are not (completely) blue.

Peacocks are regal.

Peacocks are beautiful.

I am beautiful.

Return my left shoe or die an ugly death.

That is all.

Comments

[just_rayne]

She doesn't look fat to me. You must need glasses.

[too_ugly]

I don't need glasses. Looks are deceiving.

[just_rayne]

Oh? Well maybe you just have sour grapes.

[too_ugly]

Not at all. I am a very pleasant person who just doesn't like insults.

[just_rayne]

So what you're doing in this post isn't insulting someone?

[too_ugly]

It is. I'm returning an insult that was directed toward me. Must you nitpick everything, woman?

Nice color, by the way.

[just_rayne]

Oh come on. Are you lot really that insecure that someone calling you fat, makes you self conscious? You said you're beautiful, then why would you care what someone else has to say on the subject?

[too_ugly]

Insecure? No, of course not.

Yoruichi speaks, I answer back. That is just the way it is between us.

[just_rayne]

Sibling rivalry?

[too_ugly]

We aren't related. It's more of a grandmother-grandson argument, I suppose.

[just_rayne]

Wow, she looks great for her age then.

[too_ugly]

She's alright.

[just_rayne]

No offense, but I doubt either one of you can be unbiased about the other's looks. Since you like to argue with each other so much.

[too_ugly]

Miracles happen, as the humans say.

[just_rayne]

So what does that mean? You think she's attractive then?

[too_ugly]

I refuse to justify that with an answer.