Oct 14, 2008 15:02
A present, is it? This is your idea of a present? In my waraji, no less. Well then, to show my gratitude, I offer you this:
I'll find you, Shihouin Yoruichi! It doesn't matter if there is a curse today or not! I will weed you out even if I have to sort through every animal in this city! How many foul, tasteless, lazy cats can there be? Or perhaps you were turned into something more fitting for your personality. A pig, maybe. I'll skin you, demonic woman!
And as for the rest of you. How unfortunate. Let us hope that the City cursed you to be something of decent beastly beauty. If I have to wander through the lot of you, I'd prefer not to gain eye strain by the end of the day. My eyes are not suited to behold anything less than lovely. And stay out of my way, else I'll have your pelt.
Had I been cursed, surely you all would be painfully stricken green with envy.
[ooc: Pissed desu! :D Yoruichi left a hairball in his shoe. Yumi smash. Today he has a distaste for felines. Especially black ones. Feel free to attack/harass/kill him with cute at will, animals. He will be all over the city, invading your posts. Watch out, Kuchiki.]
ahjdhjddoghair!,
today is caturday,
crouching yumi hidden yumi,
yoruichi,
unaffected,
haet,
fat cat lady,
do not lick the face