Ah, another year beneath my sash. Unlike some, I haven't lost count of the days since my birth. Time continues, and the years gently grow in number like ripples upon the surface of water. Mine have eternity to come to an end, so I watch them in all their splendor. Just how many rings have formed, you ask? That is something you will never know~ ♥ And it is customary to give gifts for birthdays, isn't it? Ikkaku, you may purchase this item called an "iPod" for me. I hear it is an exciting thing to have.
And while I am on the subject, what is all the curiosity about Shinigami lately? While I am flattered to be admired and asked questions about how something so beautiful as myself can exist and only be seen by certain
Idiots, I don't think it is wise to reveal everything. Some things are better left taboo. As a guardian and deliverer of souls, I offer a small piece of advice: Live a good life and live it well. Not doing so only makes my job more difficult.
In addition, I've been spared from a string of curses save one. I've discovered that it was not a curse but some sort of unexplained mishap. Be it Deity or some other cause that turned me female, I will have your head. ♥
Furthermore I--
THERE IS A HOLLOW TAKING RESIDENCE ON MY BED! AND A WOLF! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?!
KUCHIKI-TAICHOU!
[ooc: Birthday was Sept. 19th. ;o; Ichigo is teh dumb. Doesn't mind the blood on the carpet. Just found out about THE DOG MONSTERS.]