Birthday sex
Monday, the hubs and I made tacos and he chopped up a bunch of medium-spicy peppers to saute with the hamburger. nbd.
Tuesday was my birthday. I went to work, came home, went out to dinner with my dad and my husband. Dad went home, and I was ready for some birthday sexy times. Sexy times commenced, in the form of some delicious PIV. He finished before me (thanks to my goddamn birth control almost completely ridding me of my ability to orgasm), but gallantly offered to continue via manual stimulation. Yes please!
He began and after maybe 5 seconds I thought 'huh.. that kind of burns. Maybe the sex irritated my vaginal opening. ...It's burning worse now.... Oh shit oh shit oh shit!'
"Honey, stop! That burns!" I said after no more than 30 seconds.
"What? Why?" he asked, concerned.
"I don't know!!"
"Omg, do you think it's from the peppers I chopped yesterday? I'm so sorry, I thought it would wear off by now!"
He got fucking jalapeno oils or whatever in my vagina! Along with other kinds of peppers. He kept burning his nose when he scratched it on Monday. I couldn't believe it. It seriously burned like fire in my vagina. It hurt probably 10 times worse than losing my virginity! Which was only 2 months ago when we got married. It burned at full temperature for probably a half hour before it slowly started to fade and I was able to fall asleep. I was laying on my back with my knees spread fanning my vaginal area trying to get some relief.
So much for birthday sex!
Tuesday was my birthday. I went to work, came home, went out to dinner with my dad and my husband. Dad went home, and I was ready for some birthday sexy times. Sexy times commenced, in the form of some delicious PIV. He finished before me (thanks to my goddamn birth control almost completely ridding me of my ability to orgasm), but gallantly offered to continue via manual stimulation. Yes please!
He began and after maybe 5 seconds I thought 'huh.. that kind of burns. Maybe the sex irritated my vaginal opening. ...It's burning worse now.... Oh shit oh shit oh shit!'
"Honey, stop! That burns!" I said after no more than 30 seconds.
"What? Why?" he asked, concerned.
"I don't know!!"
"Omg, do you think it's from the peppers I chopped yesterday? I'm so sorry, I thought it would wear off by now!"
He got fucking jalapeno oils or whatever in my vagina! Along with other kinds of peppers. He kept burning his nose when he scratched it on Monday. I couldn't believe it. It seriously burned like fire in my vagina. It hurt probably 10 times worse than losing my virginity! Which was only 2 months ago when we got married. It burned at full temperature for probably a half hour before it slowly started to fade and I was able to fall asleep. I was laying on my back with my knees spread fanning my vaginal area trying to get some relief.
So much for birthday sex!