I didn't like that skin anyways...
So yesterday I got into a fight with a dragon...
As I told my kids, I was standing in the kitchen making oatmeal when this little dragon came in and started screaming at me. He opened his mouth and tried to hit me with his fiery breath but I shot him with the kitchen sprayer and turned his flames to steam. Which he promptly burned me with. I fought hard but in the end it was Dragon - 1 Mom - 0. I ended up with first and second degree burns on my left forearm.
Oddly enough the kids didn't believe a word of it.
TRANSLATION: I was using the kettle to boil water for instant oatmeal. When it screamed I flipped it open and turned off the burner. I then reached for the oatmeal...totally not paying attention to where I put my arm. Steam=instantly bubbled skin.
On a funny note my mother asked if I learned anything... I said "yep! I learned to use the damned microwave!"
As I told my kids, I was standing in the kitchen making oatmeal when this little dragon came in and started screaming at me. He opened his mouth and tried to hit me with his fiery breath but I shot him with the kitchen sprayer and turned his flames to steam. Which he promptly burned me with. I fought hard but in the end it was Dragon - 1 Mom - 0. I ended up with first and second degree burns on my left forearm.
Oddly enough the kids didn't believe a word of it.
TRANSLATION: I was using the kettle to boil water for instant oatmeal. When it screamed I flipped it open and turned off the burner. I then reached for the oatmeal...totally not paying attention to where I put my arm. Steam=instantly bubbled skin.
On a funny note my mother asked if I learned anything... I said "yep! I learned to use the damned microwave!"