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I know the stories I posted on my old account were often about poop... I didn't want to change accounts but I was kinda FORCED to because LJ decided to make me validate the email again... thing is I KINDA forgot the password to my old email address... DX... and I couldn't get into it, and I forgot the old LJ password too... SO new account xD
ANYWAY - this is short and sweet. A few nights ago I was at work and I REALLY had to shit. I took the bathroom key, went into the bathroom, plopped down... And shot a cannonball into the toilet.
There was a HUGE fart, the ball of shit hit the water so hard the water splashed up and hit me in the ass - and I was done.
The smell was horrible. But it was so satisfying xD I wiped, washed my hands, and went back to my nightly tasks xD
(I work overnights at a gas station)