My fiance had an earache so he went to the doctor. Turns out its a sinus infection plus earwax. Apparently cleaning your ears every day doesn't always help. He got to put drops in his ears and they foamed up and when he rinsed his ears out, all the wax globbed out. I was jealous and wanted to try myself, but he didn't want me using up his precious foamy earwax remover juice. Sad.
I have a skin tag on my arm that's been there for ages. My fiance always wants to pull it off, and I won't let him. I tell him that if he pulls it off, he has to chew it and swallow it. It gets him to leave me alone. Today I notice that part of skin tag has died and turned black, but it is still connected to the live part. It is gross. It looks kind of like Pac-Man.
My fiance didn't want to take pictures for me, but I reminded him that he owed me one since I popped all the zits on his back that turned up after a bad sunburn.