Potato Salad
So, I ate a bunch of Amish potato salad with dinner last night, and finished off the last of it for breakfast this morning. I lay down to take a nap, and awoke two hours later with the need to take a shit. It smelled exactly like the potato salad, right down to the strong vinegar odor. It made me queasy just smelling it! It was one of those soft shits, too. The kind that stick to your asshole no matter how much you wipe. My o ring still feels kind of tingly!
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