Drug Testing

[lucy_lumpkins]

Hi y'all, bf likes to toke up the occasional mary jane, and has been told he needs to go for a drug test in 2 days. Is there a way to flush the cannabis from his system in time? If not, and he needs clean pee, would mine show up with oestrogen?

Cheers,

E

ETA: He's decided that driving for 2 hours isn't worth the job, so he's decided not to go through

Comments

[mixtape__murder]

If he's a daily smoker, there's no way he's going to test clean in 2 days. It'll be over a month to detox if he stops right now. As for the estrogen, I have no idea if they even look at that. Does he not have clean male friends to steal pee from?

[nuns_on_acidx]

fuck yes your icon.

[nuns_on_acidx]

is it a mouth swab or a urine test?

if it's a mouth swab, just have him gargle hydrogren peroxide a few times & brush his teeth really good 5 times & drink lots of water. I've passed mouth swabs smoking the night before this way.

If it's a urine test, go to GNC & pick up a system cleaner for 50 bucks. It's well worth it.

[mikeismyname]

does a cleaner really work? have you used one? my roommate says he didnt even stop smoking until the day of and used something like that. i might need one soon, ahaha.

[champloo4u]

It'll clean out your wallet beautifully, but that's about it.

[mikeismyname]

have you used one before?

[brokenscreamx]

If he's gonna steal pee, it has to be the right temperature otherwise he's gonna fail it either way.

[suchoj]

He's probably fucked.

[igglepoof]

this sounds crazy but someone drank pickle juice. I don't know how much thats just what I was told. Let us know how things work out.