Satisfying Poops
As you guys might remember (or not); I don't poop often. A few times a week, tops. And even at those times it's rarely one of those satisfying, long (5+ minute) ones.
About 10 minutes ago, I felt "it" come. I got excited - yes, a satisfying visit to the toilet was going to happen at last! I had to go grab something to read -- it felt THAT huge/time-consuming.
I happily trotted along and when I finally sat down...nothing happened. I thought "great, a false alarm."
Except it wasn't. Suddenly something came out. But only a tiny piece - it felt no bigger than maybe an inch and a half. For a few seconds, I was confused about why my body was playing with my feelings. Then the smell came.
Oh, the smell. Generally, I don't mind my own bodily-function-odor, so to speak. I don't even get 'disgusted' by others' unless it's an extreme shit they just took. But this monster smelt so bad I wiped real fast just so I could get up and open the door immediately. When I looked down, I saw that what I felt was right; it was just an inch long and thick, sort of like a cube almost. A toxic, horrible-smelling cube. I've been really sick in the past - once I couldn't get out of the bed for 3 weeks straight and then people told me my farts smelt toxic. But now I wish they could have smelt this poop - it surely smells(the smell hasn't gone away yet, even after the flush) waaaay worse than that time. If I had a plant in the bathroom, I'm sure it would have died.
The end.
About 10 minutes ago, I felt "it" come. I got excited - yes, a satisfying visit to the toilet was going to happen at last! I had to go grab something to read -- it felt THAT huge/time-consuming.
I happily trotted along and when I finally sat down...nothing happened. I thought "great, a false alarm."
Except it wasn't. Suddenly something came out. But only a tiny piece - it felt no bigger than maybe an inch and a half. For a few seconds, I was confused about why my body was playing with my feelings. Then the smell came.
Oh, the smell. Generally, I don't mind my own bodily-function-odor, so to speak. I don't even get 'disgusted' by others' unless it's an extreme shit they just took. But this monster smelt so bad I wiped real fast just so I could get up and open the door immediately. When I looked down, I saw that what I felt was right; it was just an inch long and thick, sort of like a cube almost. A toxic, horrible-smelling cube. I've been really sick in the past - once I couldn't get out of the bed for 3 weeks straight and then people told me my farts smelt toxic. But now I wish they could have smelt this poop - it surely smells(the smell hasn't gone away yet, even after the flush) waaaay worse than that time. If I had a plant in the bathroom, I'm sure it would have died.
The end.