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I have a yeast infection!
Last night I noticed my vagina was very itchy. Like, relentlessly itchy. And every time I scratched it, it stung like hell. My boyfriend told me he felt the same way but he thought it was his IC and didn't think much about it. My boyfriend has intercystial cystitis, which is incredibly rare in men, and causes intense pain in his bladder. He told me he thought his dick was just dry because he'd been peeing so much.
Then, after he left last night, I masturbated a tiny bit. Well, I tried to masturbate. I couldn't fit my fake dick in because my vag was so tight it hurt. Then I pulled the dick out and it was covered in cottage cheese. It was horrifying.
Today I picked up some Monistat, the kind with the little ovules you insert with an applicator. I hadn't tried them before but I automatically assumed they would be more pleasant than the cream you shove up there. I was wrong. You know the way the internal shaft of the clitoris extends into the vagina and protrudes slightly inward? Right where the G-spot is supposed to be? Yeah, I couldn't get the applicator past there. It hurt so much trying to get that little suppository up my special place, that I immediately fished the fucker out, but my vagina was so dry that it had stuck to the suppository like a tongue on a frozen pole, and I had to peel the ovule off my skin.
Eventually it fit in nicely with some lube, but now I can feel stuff trickling out of me and I can't tell if it's Monistat goo or cottage cheese goo.
Last night I noticed my vagina was very itchy. Like, relentlessly itchy. And every time I scratched it, it stung like hell. My boyfriend told me he felt the same way but he thought it was his IC and didn't think much about it. My boyfriend has intercystial cystitis, which is incredibly rare in men, and causes intense pain in his bladder. He told me he thought his dick was just dry because he'd been peeing so much.
Then, after he left last night, I masturbated a tiny bit. Well, I tried to masturbate. I couldn't fit my fake dick in because my vag was so tight it hurt. Then I pulled the dick out and it was covered in cottage cheese. It was horrifying.
Today I picked up some Monistat, the kind with the little ovules you insert with an applicator. I hadn't tried them before but I automatically assumed they would be more pleasant than the cream you shove up there. I was wrong. You know the way the internal shaft of the clitoris extends into the vagina and protrudes slightly inward? Right where the G-spot is supposed to be? Yeah, I couldn't get the applicator past there. It hurt so much trying to get that little suppository up my special place, that I immediately fished the fucker out, but my vagina was so dry that it had stuck to the suppository like a tongue on a frozen pole, and I had to peel the ovule off my skin.
Eventually it fit in nicely with some lube, but now I can feel stuff trickling out of me and I can't tell if it's Monistat goo or cottage cheese goo.