just a small thing.

[cadaeic]

So, I'm on the phone with my boyfriend, and for some reason I end up asking him the nastiest thing that's ever been in his mouth.

It took five minutes of convincing for him to spill ("You don't wanna know, seriously") and then he finally provided me with this gem:

A girl's pubes in his braces.Apparently it took two hours and three sets of needle-

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[2cuxi]

*gagging*
That's so gross. Hilarious, but oh-so disgusting.

[cadaeic]

i know, right? after i'd laughed for a good minute, felt sort of bad for him. :|

[2cuxi]

If I were him, I would have barf'd. Then laughed about it later. But lord of all the things that got stuck in my braces when I had them...I never had anything THAT bad.

[cadaeic]

according to him, he did. tossed his cookies right in the bathroom sink, lol.
i know! i had, you know, food, candy, etc...but pubes? no, sir. D:

ps. your icon. i can't. look. away.

[2cuxi]

The worst I had was a short piece of straw stuck in my braces from my horse's stall. Not SO bad, but the straw on the stall floor is sort of the horsie equivalent of kitty litter so...ewwwwww. I have NO idea how it happened. ???