Heh
Alright, this isn't personal. But it occurred with a friend of a friend.
This guy got his tongue pierced. The next day... (Mind you... the next fucking day.) he decides he has no patience and wants to 'try' it out. WELL, he goes to this party, finds some random slut... and eats her out.
KABLAM.
A few days later his tongue is swollen. He goes to the doctor... when the doctor squeezed his tongue, clumpy white juice squirted out giving off a horrid odor (supposedly.) Anywho, when the doctor took his tongue ring out... guess what the fuck was festering in his tongue?!
CRABS. Heh. Oh well. I've heard worse. But still... crabs... in a tongue... oh lord.
This guy got his tongue pierced. The next day... (Mind you... the next fucking day.) he decides he has no patience and wants to 'try' it out. WELL, he goes to this party, finds some random slut... and eats her out.
KABLAM.
A few days later his tongue is swollen. He goes to the doctor... when the doctor squeezed his tongue, clumpy white juice squirted out giving off a horrid odor (supposedly.) Anywho, when the doctor took his tongue ring out... guess what the fuck was festering in his tongue?!
CRABS. Heh. Oh well. I've heard worse. But still... crabs... in a tongue... oh lord.