MEAN GIRLS QUOTES.
Karen : Ma'am, do you have this in the next size up?
Saleslady : Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.
Gretchen : I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular.
Regina : But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady : Thank you.
Regina : So you agree?
Cady : What?
Regina : You think you're really pretty?
Cady : Oh... I don't know
Damien : Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!
Mr. Duvall : Now, what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're gonna get it right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night.
Joan the Secretary : We can't keep them past four.
Mr. Duvall : I will keep you here until four.
Karen : If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen : Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
Regina : I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him.
Cady : And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.
Janis : What does it say about me?
Cady :You're not in it.
Janis : Those bitches
Cady : She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.
Janis : I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.
Mr. Duvall: Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?
Student: What are marijuana tablets?
Regina George : Gretchen, stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It's not going to happen.
Gretchen : And did you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every day in the projection room above the auditorium. And I never told anyone because I was SUCH a good friend...
Cady: Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.
Coach Carr : But if you do touch each other, you will get Chlamydia... and DIE...chlamydia..KLA...
Student : One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME.
Damien : I want my pink shirt back!
Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?
Janis : Your mom's chest hair.
Cady : I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that was only because I was acting like a bitch.
Student: Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
Gretchen : Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks!
Janis : Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
yeayyy for mean girls!god, i am SUCH a dork.
Saleslady : Sorry, we only carry sizes 1, 3, and 5. You could try Sears.
Gretchen : I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me, but I can't help it that I'm popular.
Regina : But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady : Thank you.
Regina : So you agree?
Cady : What?
Regina : You think you're really pretty?
Cady : Oh... I don't know
Damien : Oh my God - Danny DeVito! I love your work!
Mr. Duvall : Now, what the young ladies in this grade need is an attitude makeover. And you're gonna get it right now. I don't care how long it takes. I will keep you here all night.
Joan the Secretary : We can't keep them past four.
Mr. Duvall : I will keep you here until four.
Karen : If you're from Africa, why are you white?
Gretchen : Oh my God, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white.
Regina : I gave him everything. I was half a virgin when I met him.
Cady : And they have this book, this burn book, where they write mean things about all the girls in our grade.
Janis : What does it say about me?
Cady :You're not in it.
Janis : Those bitches
Cady : She's not even that good looking if you really look at her.
Janis : I don't know, now that she's getting fatter she's got pretty big jugs.
Mr. Duvall: Did your teacher ever try to sell you marijuana or ecstasy tablets?
Student: What are marijuana tablets?
Regina George : Gretchen, stop trying to make "fetch" happen. It's not going to happen.
Gretchen : And did you know she cheats on Aaron? Yes, every day in the projection room above the auditorium. And I never told anyone because I was SUCH a good friend...
Cady: Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.
Coach Carr : But if you do touch each other, you will get Chlamydia... and DIE...chlamydia..KLA...
Student : One time, she punched me in the face. It was AWESOME.
Damien : I want my pink shirt back!
Student: Nice wig, Janis. What's it made of?
Janis : Your mom's chest hair.
Cady : I know it may look like I was being a bitch, but that was only because I was acting like a bitch.
Student: Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons... but I can't help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina!
Gretchen : Make sure you check out her mom's boob job. They're hard as rocks!
Janis : Oh, I love seeing teachers outside of school. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs.
yeayyy for mean girls!god, i am SUCH a dork.