Doo doo doo!

Dec 03, 2005 03:47

So, Excel was thinking to herself after getting "Jingle Bells" stuck in her brain for the fifth time in the last hour or so, what's the deal with the Christmas music?

Excel wants to know! But not because she dislikes it. Excel loves Christmas music! Excel loves Christmas! Excel loves Christmas hams and turkeys and candies and pies and cakes and pastries and those little gingerbread things with all of the gumdrop things on it and New Years--which is soon to follow Christmas--with miso, mochi, ozoni, kobumaki, kamaboko, kurikinton, and . . . mmmm . . . kuromame! <3
Ahhhhh . . . *GROWL!* Eeep! Shut up stomach!
I could so go for a huge bowl of oden right now . . . or curry! Yes! That's it, curry. A nice hot curry over oden noodles and huge cuts of veggies and some steak! Yes! Wash it all down with sweetened green tea and namagashi for dessert! <3
*GROWL!*
Oh! Excel is feeling hungry again! The holiday spirit makes Excel feel very hungry!
Oh no! Jingle Bells again?! Excel wonders if it is safe for her brain to have the same song running through it for so long! Excel's brain is so very fragile, it cannot take all of the pressures of some much Christmas joy! Excel thinks that it would be best if she were to put on her ear muffs while she still can think about things other than chestnuts and sugar plums.
On the other hand, Christmas does bring with it mistletoe . . . and Excel knows what mistletoe means! Kisses! Not just chocolate and sweets, but . . . hee hee, boys! And presents are good, too, Excel thinks.
*sigh* Excel does need to find herself a boyfriend, now that Excel is so very far from home . . . and the last four places that Excel had also called "home." It is so very lonely for Excel. But there seems to be quite the excess of cute bishie babes in this place! Eee-hee hee! Excel is beside herself with thoughts of cute boys under mistletoe . . . *sigh* all waiting for Excel to step foot under it so that they might . . . hee hee hee! Excel is blushing!
Well, Excel wants Santa to bring her a good present! Excel wants a tall, long-haired, rebellious, confident, cute hottie to sweep her off of her feet! Of course, Excel gets the feeling that any tall, long-haired, rebellious, confident, cute hotties in the school are probably from that rather pretentious--ooh! there's a big word for Excel--house, Slytherin. Excel does not exactly understand how this whole "house" setup works. Excel could care less about who wears what colors. And Excel screws up too much in class to really ever even consider earning "points" or whatever. But everyone seems to taken with the seperation of the student body. But that really doesn't matter much to Excel! Excel just wants a smart, strong, tall, rebellious, confident man for her to worship and do anything for!
Of course, being new to this place, Excel is lucky if she even manages to find friends, let alone the man of her dreams! Ah-hahahahaaaaa . . . !

. . .
But that doesn't matter, Excel will find Mr. Right one day!
Yes!
Yes she will!
Just you watch!
And until then, Excel will never give up hope of being the best Excel she can be!
Yes! EXCEL IS THE BEST! WHOO!
Now . . . onto homewor- . . . wait a minute, Excel! It's the WEEKEND! WHOO!
THUD!
BOOKS ON FLOOR! TIME TO PAAAAARTY!!

Oops! Threw my quill down! Poor quill! <3
But first . . . where is that speaker? . . . Excel will make you play music with a more hyper tempo. Hmm . . . what does Excel feel like? LOVE SHINE! WHOO YEAH!

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