decree
It has been awhile since my last decree bu this is a good one,
"Every person shall have their calls screened to avoid unwanted telephone talking experiences with telemarketers, military recruters, college assholes, scholarship assholes, and just plain assholes."
I am sick of talking to stupid people. Maybe i should become a deaf mute so i dont have to deal with communicating anymore...but then again i wouldnt be able to speak with people that i would actually like to. Hmmm. I wonder if you can train yourself to block out anything you dont want to hear...The way that Joe DiMaggio focuses while dunking his donuts. I wonder...
Another decree,
"The chorus song performed at graduation shall be Bohemian Rhapsody. Any complaints shall be dealt with using fresh cheese wire and an apple."
After a long day of decrees, let me slip off my shoes. And give a little strech, and a bend, dip my toes in the jacuzzi baby...oh never mind.
"Every person shall have their calls screened to avoid unwanted telephone talking experiences with telemarketers, military recruters, college assholes, scholarship assholes, and just plain assholes."
I am sick of talking to stupid people. Maybe i should become a deaf mute so i dont have to deal with communicating anymore...but then again i wouldnt be able to speak with people that i would actually like to. Hmmm. I wonder if you can train yourself to block out anything you dont want to hear...The way that Joe DiMaggio focuses while dunking his donuts. I wonder...
Another decree,
"The chorus song performed at graduation shall be Bohemian Rhapsody. Any complaints shall be dealt with using fresh cheese wire and an apple."
After a long day of decrees, let me slip off my shoes. And give a little strech, and a bend, dip my toes in the jacuzzi baby...oh never mind.