An Awkward Exit:
Internet Enlightenment: a collection of quotations from anonymous sources
In college some guy's car alarm went off at 2am and kept going for over two hours, so finally I went out with scissors and opened the door (it was unlocked) and reached under the dash and just started cutting and yanking every wire I could find until it stopped.
That was almost 20 years ago, and I'm still pissed at that fucker and his POS car.