lol caffeine, i has it.

Jan 22, 2009 10:43

And lots of it at that, so this will be quite incoherent and lamer.

But anyway, the fag that won the tickets on the radio this morning.... was not me. AND AGAIN, he was just like, '.... oh cool, thanks'. NO SCREAMING, or anything. God, try a bit of stage production.

LOL, the guy on the radio was all, 'Roger Daltrey.... Girls STILL like Roger Daltrey. And he's looking quite good these days'. It's like, no shit, it's Roger fucking Daltrey, what are you? A n00b to classic rock? Fuck.

I really don't think those skimpy maids uniforms actually exist outside of movies. But I don't give a fuck, I applied for the hotel job anyways. Suck on that and shove it up your azzz dad. Foad.

I have quite literally no idea what I am on about here lads. But anyway, I smell bushfire smoke. Really do NOT want. That would be the.... -counts-.... tenth in about 2 weeks.

Did I mention Australia fails on hardcore epic proportions? Well, it does.

Jacob's in Sydney right now, I don't know. He's in shock or something, going up there and getting drunk and high. If that's what he needs to do to get over it and come to his senses and screw my brains out, I'll just let him. It's all good. /cold heartless selfish bitch

And with David, and his whole ~Ziggy~ suit. HOW THE FUCK DOES HE STAY IN THAT SHIT? I mean, really now. Well I mean, I saw that suck sex scene of his in that movie that I always get the name wrong. And I don't see the big fuss guys. Like really? THAT SMALL? ~ROGER, is bigger than Bowie. LOL, never thought I'd say that. GROW SOME DICK DAVID. Although me and Mira had a disturbing conversation of maybe it gets bigger as he gets older, and it doesn't get wrinkly or anything cos you know? HE'S FUCKING ~BOWIE.

Why do I talk about this shit? LOL, IDK. This my friends, is a caffeine high. They're quite dangerous if you don't know what you're doing, which, let's face it. I DO NOT. So LOL, just don't try it at home kids. You might cause some serious damage to mirrors and such.

LOL, rly going now.

peens, lolwut?, david, roger's peen is bigger than david's, caffeine highhh, fail

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