Whoa. Spammmmmm but totally called for.

[tonylover]

Jacob's girlfriend just broke up with him.

Wow... I don't even know man.

AND WHY THE FUCK AM I HAPPY?

ICON SO RELEVANT onlyformethough.

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[juliafromoz]

Are you fucking with me? Please tell me you're not. And that you two are going to get married. Please?

[tonylover]

There is no fucking on my bus. Well... there is if I want it. BUT NOT THIS TIME DEAR BOY. Well... Unless it's Jacob.

but no I'm not, he full went off and everything, and the stupid slag already has a new boyfriend like FIVE MINUTES after they broke up. And I thought I was a slut.

So yeah, he went up to Sydney and he's probably getting high and drunk and will ring me all this sarvo and be like, 'Oh hay Tegannnn, ah fink maybeh we sood go owt oar sumfinn'. So yeah. Obvs, I'm a bitch but anyways.

[juliafromoz]

OMG YAY~
I hope that you two live happily ever after. :D